This WILL BE Mandy +Glass Dildo in her Asshole. (AND A CONTEST!)

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Mandy Morbid Has Some Fun With Kimberly Kane's Pretty Butthole.

-So I hear your first feature just came out...

Yes. It did. It's called "Young Hollywood" and it's directed by Carlos Batts.

-So what do you do in it?

I flash Danzig. And get finger banged on one of his cars by a little Asian girl. And I also fuck her with a strap-on.

-So if I, theoretically, thought that sounded like some things I wanted to watch--how would I get this "Young Hollywood"?

My link to the avn store!

-What are you talking about?

Ugh....go to www.mandymorid.com and to the left of the video play window there is a click-thru ad to the AVN store, where you can buy dvds and toys. When you buy dvds or toys or whatever from the ad at www.mandymorbid.com, www.mandymorbid.com makes some money and can continue to provide you with free clips.

-Ok, got that out of the way...what else have you been up to?

I made some porn today. You'll see it next week. Kimberly Kane was the camera-girl. Uh, I went to the art museum a day or two ago. I also went to the release party for Young Hollywood. That's what I've been up to.

-Which museum?

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Kimberly came along that day as well.

-How was it?

I don't like most art.I think I do. I always hope it will be better than it is and I am often disappointed. They put all the wrong stuff in those places.

-That's too bad. Have you been getting many requests for different kinds of movies from people?

Yeah, people want to see more boy-girl scenes, more anal, more things like spanking and choking.

-So is that happening?

Yes. But I don't put up stuff until it's edited and I'm happy with it.

-So if people have more complicated requests or ideas, should they say something?

Yes. They should, they should comment here, or email me at mandy@mandymorbid.com or myspace me. I'm not hard to find on there.

-You're so democratic.

Maybe.

-So what do you think of the universe this week?

What kind of questions is that? Who cares what I thought of the universe this week. Or ever?

-I don't know--you have nice boobs, so we want to hear you talk.

I thought it went the other way around, I have nice boobs so you want to look at my boobs.

-What did you say? I was distracted...

Exactly. Fuck off now, I'm done blogging.

-No, wait, I remembered my point. You have nice boobs so we want to hear you talk so that we can then decide you're not very interesting so then we can feel superior to you instead of just feeling miserable about not being able to fondle your boobs. Or at least I heard something like that somewhere on an AdultDVDtalk messageboard or something.

You actually read on one of those message boards that that's the logic applied to porn chicks? Or "whores" as they get called on the xxxporntalk boards.

-Ummm...not so much read it as, "gleaned" it... I guess. Those guys are seriously angry. They're always baiting each other and the girls. They're geniuses at it. They're master-baiters.

Oh I was hoping it was one of 'em showing primitive signs of self awareness. Ugh. I understand there's a similarity between prostitution and being a paid adult performer. But that kind of misogynistic (or catty, if it's a female) name calling says far more about the posters than the girls...Oh well. I like what one of 'em said a lot. "But girls with a look like that aren't out to please everyone, so if she's comfortable in her own skin, then kudos to her." Precisely. I'm out to please myself.

-So who are you fucking next week?

Zak Sabbath. He's fun.

-Is it just his cock again, or are you gonna fuck all of him?

All of him. Well it depends on what I decide to edit. You may just get cock next week and all of him the week after that. Or whatever.

-Ok.

So, we good now? Can I be done now please?

-It's your blog. Do what you want.

Indeed. 'Till next week.

Mandy Morbid and Sasha Grey Again. (And I Spit on Her Nipple)

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More Mandy and Kimberly Kane

-So where have you been?


I've been visiting my family and friends. In a cold cold place.

-Did you throw snowballs at them?

Nope! But I did make snow angels and roll down hills and jump off six foot high snowbanks into other large snowbanks with my little sister. Then I got cold and went inside and made hot cocoa. Then I sniffled for a few days.

-Did you do anything porn-y?

Ummm.....No. I got a new tattoo and a new piercing. But nothing porn-y. It's not a porn-y place. It's probably one of the least porn-y places in the world. Although from what I hear from my Dad and sister the strip-clubs are good. The girls get naked AND they serve alcohol....I am glad to be back in California.

-Do your dad and sister go to strip clubs together?

No, they don't.

-What are you listening to right now?

Tom Petty. "Love is a long long road."

-So you like Tom Petty, I hear he won't back down, is that true?

I like lots of different kinds of things. I've never met Tom Petty and so I haven't been able to ask him how true the song is.

-Ok, if you started a snowball fight with Tom Petty and he backed down would you be disappointed and stop listening to his music?

First of all, I'm not a snowball fighting kind of girl. Unless it leads to sex in the snow, cause I'm all for sex in the snow. But probably not with Tom Petty, he is a little old for me I think....Anyhow---IF I did start a snowball fight with Tom Petty I hope he would back down because that means I win the snowball fight. And I would still listen to his music once in awhile.

-But less often?

No, I only listen to it "once in awhile" presently. Hence the word "still" being in that sentence.

-Do you have any message to communicate to Tom Petty if he is reading and/or masturbating to you right now?


Not really. Have fun. Thanks for making some songs I like.

-What would you say if he or his record company gave you permission to score one of your scenes to "Free Falling"?

I'd be flattered, but I don't think I'm the right girl for that scene.

-Doesn't the girl in that song love horses and she's crazy about Elvis?

Yeah...Not me. She also "Loves Jesus and America too" I'm not so much into Jesus and America at the moment.

-But America loves you! And Jesus is probably jerking off to you and Ming the Merciless right now...

America can love me all it wants, until it does something about all the war, corruption, pollution, and crappy health care and education I'm keeping my distance...sort of. Jesus jerking off to me is a hot idea. Damn Catholic school.

-Have you ever heard the one about the bus driver and the hippie?

YES! I have.

-You mean you've heard the one where There was a hippie and he was taking the bus. And as he got on the bus he saw this hot nun and like hit on her and she just left and got off the bus. And then the next day he got on the bus again and asked the bus driver how he would get the Nun to have sex with him, and the driver replied "Well every sunday night she goes to the church and prays and what you have to do is go and wear day glo paint and a loincloth and come down and be all "I am Jesus, suck my godcock!"

So that night the hippie dressed up as God. And he came to the Nun and then bent her over and the Hippie had a great time. After they were finished he took off the day-glo paint and said "HA, HA I'M THE HIPPY!" then the nun took off her habit and said "HA HA I'M THE BUS DRIVER!"

-Is that the one you heard?

Ugh, yeah, that's the one. Freak.

-Well do you wish you were the nun?

No. Not at all. That nun is stupid. And Hippies are gross.

-But what if they're naked, they're like Jesus, right?

Nope, not all, Jesus is only hot when he's skinny, bloody and tied/nailed to a cross.

-So like an S and M hippie is hot?

I dunno, the giant crucifix in the church I was sent to didn't resemble a hippie.

-Really? I have never seen a Jesus that didn't look like either a hippie or a Mexican hippie...

Where have you seen a Mexican hippie?!

-I don't know--union picket lines? I feel like there are a lot of murals with Jesus looking like a Mexican hippie--am I wrong?

I guess you're right, there weren't a lot of hippies or murals around where I grew up. Just lots of crucifixes and snow. Now that I've made the hippie-Jesus connection, Jesus shouldn't ever be hot anymore. Thanks.

-So what exactly did Jesus look like in the land of the Snow People?

Like a hippie who kept his beard and body hair trimmed better than most hippies I've seen in real life, who's been beat up badly. Which is satisfying. But not hot. Though he did have nice hip bones.

-So--what's this week's pornography about?

It's with Kimberly Kane.

-Well that's always amusing...

Yup yup!

-Well I suppose if we keep you on here too much longer babbling about theological niceties you won't have time to fuck more hot sluts, so we'll let you go...

Right...time to email some sluts.

Mandy Fucks Kimberly Kane with a Big Dildo

-Was this one fun?

Yup....it's more of when Kimberly Kane and I shot for like two hours.

-Whose dildo?

Hers. I got to try it too. It's huge.

-Are we gonna see footage of that?

Yes. Probably in March or April.

-Patience gets rewarded I guess. What'd you do yesterday?

Um yesterday I acted (badly) in this porn guy Daniel's film school project. "Death and Sports-bras" which was lots of fun. I got to turn into a zombie-type-creature and get gorey special effects make-up put on me. It was a really really long day--but still I was glad to get to do it.

-Did you walk around saying "braaaaaains"?

No, I didn't have to say anything. But did get to tear the skin off my arm and get impaled with a giant spike attached to a man's underwear.

-So they let you make porn in film school?

It wasn't porn. I did shoot a nude scene but it wasn't anything really sexual.

-Girl, I hate to tell you this if you didn't already know--but if there's footage of Mandy Morbid and she's not wearing any clothes, it's sexual.

Ok, what I meant was there were no sexual acts performed in this film. Is that better?

-Much. So was it more fun being impaled with a giant spike or with that dildo?

Oh, that's a hard call, 'cause I really liked the wound I had from the spike. But the dildo felt better than the spike. Even though I was sore the next day from the dildo. But I'm sore from being a zombie today sooo....*shrugs*

-Are you gonna be doing more horror movies?

I have no idea. I don't think so unless it's my friends who are casting 'em because I really cannot act. I didn't have any lines in Daniel's.

-Do you feel like you might be limited as an adult performer since you can't act?

Not really. I don't think that many adult performers CAN act. It's not just me. I can manage if we're told to improvise the dialogue. I think it might even be better that I can't act because what you see is totally genuine.

-But maybe you're lying to make us think that you're genuine and secretly you CAN act really well...

I assure you I can't, but if you don't believe me watch the vids--I'm sure it shows.

-That's your answer for everything--"watch my videos!""watch the videos!". If I asked you how to achieve world peace in our time you'd say "watch me suck this cock" or "watch me take this in the ass"...

Actually my answer on how to achieve world peace would be "abolish all religion everywhere, that's a good start, next make all the leaders of every nation female, then..." But some people might think that's a little radical. So yeah, sex is fun. Go watch me have sex instead of doing bad things for bad reasons.

-Oh, alright....

Mandy gets Titfucked.

-Tit-fucking--so, as a girl, tell us about tit-fucking--I mean--guys and girls with small tits, this is outside their experience--what's it like?

Umm...I get a real nice view. I don't think I can describe what it feels like to have a cock between your tits. It just feels like that and nothing else.

-Does it feel good?

Sometimes. Sometimes I'm indifferent to the physical feeling. The fun part about being tit-fucked is mostly visual and mental.

-What're you watching?

The Wire---season 1.

-How's that?

It's good I like it--and I usually hate all TV.

-Because they say stuff like "I'm gonna write my clowny-ass name on this check" or just all those beautiful black men?

Oh both, it's well written and the actors are great AND totally hot.

-Do you wish they'd punch each other more?

They're doing alright just the way they are. More punching might mean less dialog and they're real good at that. Again, the attraction isn't just physical--the characters have charisma--sex appeal without having to take their clothes off and wrestle.

-What would you do if you were one of the girls working at Orlando's and they were always going in and out of that office?

I try to get in one of the better looking one's pants. And make sure he used a condom.

-Which one?

Not telling.

-Oh whatever--you know it's Omar--anyway...you got some cute mail this week, this girl writes:"My boyfriend and I thoroughly enjoy everything you do on your site, and we find your blog entertaining to boot. Every week it's like, "ooooh, new mandy video is up!" Then we cuddle in bed and dig every second. Thanks for doing what you do. <3"
...What do you think of that?

I think that's great (and adorable). It's certainly an amazing compliment, and I'm really happy they actually wrote to me. (And it's not just Omar...)

-You think a lot of people are going "ooh, new Mandy video is up?" every saturday?

I don't know--of course I hope so--but I somehow doubt it's "a lot of people".

-If you could conduct secret surveillance on someone like in "The Wire" would you use it on?

Ha ha. All the porn girls I know. Cause that would be hot. And the presidential candidates so me and my friends could know what they really think about all the crap they talk about. And scientists--like the ones working on secret government experiments that we don't get to know about.

-Oh speaking of hot interracial action, as we were a moment ago, Super Tuesday's coming up--who do you like: Hillary or Obama?

Obama.

-I will do you the favor of assuming this is a policy-based decision--but what's wrong with Hillary?

Sigh---she's shrill and inauthentic. She pretends to have good intentions but I don't think she's any better than most republicans. She's too moderate. She won't change anything, she'll just keep doing the same bullshit everyone else has been doing for the past 20 years...and the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. And the results of what is deemed "education" get worse and worse--and then of course there's health care. Anyway...I'm not American, and I think this two party system you guys have got is awfully weird. Unbalanced. Is that a good enough answer? I hate politics.

-Seems like you know about it, though?

Well I have to live here right? I better be paying attention.

-Word.

Satine Pheonix and Mandy Morbid get Messy.

-So who's this?

This is Satine, she is one of the first girls I ever worked with. She's luscious, it's the best word to describe her, and has a talent for making you feel completely at ease. Not that it was all that difficult to feel at ease when you're naked on a pile of candy and chocolate you know you get to eat. I love this footage, especially when we get all shiny and sticky.

-When was the last time you saw her?

At AVN, which was far too long ago. Before that we had lost her to Australia for six months. Which was very sad.

-What did you guys do?

We tried to go to a party and failed, so we wandered around the "circle bar" at the Venetian, when our feet hurt we went and had a snack and coffee. The next time we saw her was again at the Venetian at a fetish-sex party, she had the role of "orgynator" and so was very busy. It was nice to watch her run around the party in latex or nude, I wouldn't have been able to stay at a party like that if it weren't for her.

-Did you eat her pussy? And, if so, was it tasty?

I did a little, her outfit at that point was rather complicated. She's very tasty. But she ran off to go to the bathroom and then disappeared for ages. My other friend and I did manage to find some entertainment while she was gone though, thanks to a pretty British girl and her game of twister, which led to much more fun shortly after.

-What was the last book you read?

I just read a book called "Disgrace" J.M Coetzee. And I am currently reading "Stranger in a Strange Land".

-What's "Disgrace" about?

It's about a late-middle aged white professor in South Africa, and his issues with his sexuality as he ages, and his relationship with his lesbian daughter. There's a fair bit about rape and poetry too.

-Like parts about rape and parts about poetry or about rape and poetry together?

All of the above.

-So there's stuff about how poetry is like rape? What's that mean?

No, not about how poetry is like rape, about how he tries to use poetry or poetic language to describe sexual assault or uses it to try to seduce a young student of his into fucking him , or how he thinks in terms of "the great poets and their work" when dealing with the subjects of desire, rape, etc.. There's also a more violent episode of rape in the novel, in which there is much less relation to the poetry parts. And there's poetry in the novel that is about love and lust but consensual.

-Books are fun.

Yes, and in this one of course, because it's set in Africa, there's the not so subtle ideas of "rape" or "wrong doing" in the sense of what the white people did to the black people there and all that historical and political stuff.

-What'd you do last night?

Last night Kimberly Kane and her photographer friend took me around in nothing but 4 or 5 inch heeled knee-high boots and took photos of me shivering (but in a sexy way) under tunnels and of me laying on the fucking sidewalk by an empty star on Hollywood Blvd. It wasn't very late and there were people and cars everywhere. But we were successful.

-"Successful" creatively or in the sense of not getting arrested for public indecency?

Both, I think.

-Before you go, you should probably answer some of this mail piling up in the "comments" from last weeks blog--Farson asks for longer videos--what would have to happen in order for you to have enough time to post longer videos?

Well I spend money to shoot these videos and run the site--if you want more, then click on the links and buy things through the site--then the site makes money and can expand--simple.

-There's some sort of incoherent thing about "Zoolander"...

Yeah, if you write me incoherent or creepy comments or mail,even if they're are complimenting me (which is nice), expect to be ignored. I am not wasting my time answering nonsense when I can be making more porn.

-"Anonymous" wants to know where the videos are...

I don't understand why this question is being asked, but I'll answer it anyway. You watch the videos at www.mandymorbid.com, you download quicktime if you don't already have it to view the videos. There is a prompt to the quicktime page under the video-play box.

-"Algerythem and blues"--(I think s/he means "Algorithm")--asks about, instead of buying stuff through the store, just outright donating money to the site via paypal--can people snailmail checks to you somewhere until that's set up?

They can and that is very much appreciated. If you would like to simply make a donation please contact me at mandy@mandymorbid.com and I will give you an address to send donations to.

-People in general ask a lot of questions about adding features to the site--pause buttons, rewind, still photos, downloading, etc.--what do you say?

Seriously--use the links on my site, to buy stuff, as that will go a long way in contributing to my ability to add features and more content.

-Anything else this week?

Not really. Other than, let me know what you all think of Satine and me.