Rancor!!

-So I hear Mandy Candy's doing well...

I saw a twitter post that said it was. Good Vibes posted that. So I guess it's true. I haven't had much feedback.

-Who's Good Vibes?

A company that makes and sells sex toys but also produces porn movies. They do a lot of queer stuff I think. Mandy Candy isn't queer porn though.

-What did they say?

The tweet (I hate that word) said it was their top selling dvd.

Trailer here: www.mandycandy.net



*Get YOUR copy from the link on www.mandymorbid.com and I'll get some of the money.*

-What else you been doin'?

Umm planning my holiday trip back home, Christmas shopping/homemaking presents (I always start very early so I'm finished now just have to wrap 'em), went to Belladonna and Kimberly Kane's Winter Wonderland benefit for AIM (which went very well.)

Oh, I was in NYC about a month ago and I got to see my lovely and elegant and oh so punk rock fashion designer wife from Berlin and we got to fuck and have our photos taken in her stunning clothes (her website is http://www.anthracite.de/ )







And then she got sick which sucked. And then I got sick when I got home. So there was some recovering.

I shot a new set for Suicide Girls at Kimberly's house which I'm hoping will get approved for member review before the end of the month. Kimberly and I have been going to the gym a lot. You can't tell by the photos though. I also shot with Gia Jordan for Fox Magazine, that should be out in April they tell me.

I've been playing Zelda Twilight Princess on my Wii and Speed Racer on the Playstation 2 and a wee bit of D'nD with my girl friends. We got Kimberly into it too now! And I just started playing World of Warcraft last night after years and years of not having a computer that could run it. I have a trial account right now but one of my awesome fans got me an account and a copy of the game to install and I should be all set up this weekend! I find it very relaxing so I'll have to be careful not to play too much, I'll get addicted. And I'm kind of a lone wolf so I play alone as much as possible since making in-game friends seems awkward to me. Online social anxiety disorder.

Soo, if any of you have guilds you wouldn't mind having a low level newb in-- "hi" --I'm here.

Umm, what else have I been up to? Oh yeah, Vice was shooting some stuff of KK so they all came over here and we made a day of it. That was pretty nifty.

I've been reading more Jack Vance and some Nabokov short stories.

-I saw that you were at that benefit, what's up with that?

KK had been planing that benefit for months and she worked so hard. I'm glad they raised so much money for something we (me and my adult film performing friends) care about. Safe sex is important! Also important is the fact that we all looked so totally hot that night. Evidence of our collective hotness:







-That was important. What happened at the benefit?

They auctioned off a date with Belladonna, KK, Sasha Grey, and Joanna Angel. Faye Reagan told me she had a crush on me--which I'm obviously happy about--since she's so cute. Andy San Dimas was drunk and hugged me a lot, which also made me happy. It was a good party, I had fun, all my friends were there. Sasha touched my boobs a lot. Zak and I went out to dinner after with her and her boy Ian. She kept trying to see when my nipples popped out of my dress because apparently it's better when you see nipples accidentally rather than just asking to see 'em. So that was that.

Also Lexi Belle touched my boob too.



-Did you bid on any of the dates?

No. But if I had the money I would have bid for Bella 'cause I haven't really met her yet. I mean, I've met her but I've never really spoken to her.

-I don't think you'd have to pay Belladonna to talk to her...

I wouldn't be paying her if I bid on her, I'd be donating to AIM. That's why it was a charity event.

-Oh, right. Um, so what's it like going to AIM to get tested? Is there a ton of porno sluts lounging around reading National Geographic?

There isn't a ton of porno sluts. Sometimes it's busy but usually there's a few people there, and more come in as the others leave. Kind of a steady flow I guess. They have weird high-school/college-guidance counsellor-only adult-themed art. The people who work there are kind of awesome. There's no National Geographic but I would like it if there were. There's copies of AVN magazine and educational pamphlets in a bunch of different languages about STIs and the HPV vaccine. And also pamphlets advertising various facial and body beauty procedures.

-That would be a really weird plot for a porn movie...

Probably yes.

Rancor!!


P.S: This is my Wish List, 'cause you know, 'tis the season to show how much you appreciate me and my free porn. http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1MLCRJZINR4GM If you do send me something please let me know or include a return address and I'll send you a lil thank you gift!

Check out www.mandymorbid.com to get your copy of Mandy Candy!

And this Saturday (December 5th) is the benefit my friend Kimberly organized (along with Belladonna) for our adult industry medical organization. AIM is non-profit and all the proceeds from this even go to AIM.
Help us keep a trusted STI and HIV testing clinic open and performers safe!

Mandy Candy

Not safe for work trailer for Mandy Candy:

http://mandycandy.net/

You can order it here !


I've been in New York. I don't check my email much or bother to get on a computer when I travel so I apologize for my depriving you of updates on my site and responses to emails. But I'm home now.

Cute?

>So I see you made Coco cum here--was that fun?

Looks like it. Okay. Fine. It was fun.

>You make it sound really boring.

More fun to do it than talk about it. Talking about it is kind of boring.

>I think this might be the cutest porn ever. There's no award for that--"cutest porn".

Cute 'cause of the giggling and mild awkwardness?

>It didn't seem awkward to me...

I think it just seems a bit that way to me when I edit it. Filmed it awhile ago.

>Anyway it was really cute, like I thought puppies eating birthday cake would explode out of it at any second.

Puppies eating birthday cake seems kinda gross to me so I'll just pretend you said My Little Ponies from the 80's and Rainbow Brite and whatever. Thank you.

>Puppies riding My Little Ponies on a puffy cloud where Rainbow Brite lives with those things that eat stars from Spirited Away.

Excellent.

>Was that your artistic aim?

I hardly ever have artistic aim. I'm more the impulsive type.

>Speaking of aim, what's up with AIM?

AIM is our adult industry medical organization. It's non-profit. From what I understand it has debts from a legal battle with Cal-OSHA: "Defendants California Department of Industrial Relations, Division of Occupational Safety and Health, Lee Welsh, and their agents and employees, are restrained from compelling or seeking to compel the disclosure of confidential medical records, HlV test information, and personal identifying information of Plaintiff and other patients of AIM without the specific written authorization of such patients; and 2. Defendant Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation is restrained from disclosing confidential medical records, HlV test information."--and now: "AIM has unpaid debts arising out of this case in excess of $170,000 dollars, and if those debts are not paid, AIM's clinics face the very real possibility of having to close its clinic's doors for good before the year is out."
(Copied and pasted from AIM's website.)

Performer's pay for STI and HIV testing out of pocket. Go to a regular doctor's office and ask for a HIV/PCR DNA test and they'll charge you half your month's rent. Plus most places don't do the HIV/PCR DNA test that AIM provides (unless you specifically ask for it.) Along with regular testing for other STIs as well as counseling services. Performers get tested every three weeks, or more often, or if you are like me and only work a few times a year before each movie/scene.

"The HIV/PCR DNA qualitative test will detect early HIV infection by looking for the inhibitory substance of the HIV virus itself. This test typically will find HIV between 10 and 14 days after exposure.

The HIV Elisa test looks for the person’s antibody response to the HIV virus. This test will detect HIV between 6 weeks and 6 months of exposure."

If AIM shuts down there will be lots of porn stars unwilling to perform since doing so would be putting themselves at much greater risk.

>I see. Well, that's considerably less cute.

Yeah. Considerably.

>So what else've you been up to?

Getting tit-fucked by the sexiest boy ever. Going to the gym with Kimberly. Doing laundry. Trying to write a D&D adventure (I procrastinate.) Reading Lord of the Rings again but it's boring in parts. Watching all the Sopranos seasons for the first time. On season 3 so far. Watching Zak draw. Trying to find plans for Halloween. Got a costume together--part bought (and altered)--part stuff I already owned. Having text conversations with my little sister back home. Not doing my Hungarian lessons even though I want to. Hanging out online in various places. Got a new bra that fits perfect! (28FF on the UK tag--28H US size)



That kind of stuff. Not that interesting I bet. No crazy threesomes with hot sluts or traveling recently. Waiting for Mandy Candy to come out next month!

>What're you gonna be for Halloween?

Batmandy! I don't want to get a red wig though so I'm using my own hair.

-Like because Batgirl had red hair?

Yeah. I have a brown wig but Zak says it doesn't suit me. (There's a version of Batgirl with brown hair too.)

-Which parts of the Lord of the Rings is boring?

It's boring up until they get to Rivendell pretty much. Then some fun elvish/dwarvish/wizardy story stuff happens.

-Would you have volunteered to take that ring to the volcano?

Could I like, fuck Aragorn along the way?

-I feel like he'd be clingy.

You know I don't even know I'd care. Never happened to me before. I don't know what that's like.

-He'd be all brushing your hair like he does with that horse and talking in his nasal emo voice...

You can't brush my hair it's too short. But if it wasn't I don't think I'd mind. I like it when people I like touch me. His voice is nasal but not emo. Emo sounds like this or this or anything Frodo says ever.

-You learn something new every day.

Boobs and Things

-So the thing I hear is you've got this movie that's about to come out...

Yup! It comes out in November. It's called "Mandy Candy" and it was directed by Kimberly Kane (who also performs in it.) I saw it for the first time a couple days ago and it looks amazing. The trailer should be out soon. Some pics we took while shooting it are posted in one of the last blogs.

-Who do you fuck?

Kimberly Kane and Zak Sabbath. And I help Devi Lynn out a bit during her solo. A lot of the movie was filmed in my apartment. (So all you voyeurs get a peak into my home.)

-Don't we usually get a peek into your home?

Oh that's right! I forgot. My bed yeah, and sometimes the video game consoles show up. The shots are different in Mandy Candy, not as POV-ish or close in as the vids on my website. And there's a bit in my bathroom that I really like.

-So what's with that giant rabbit thing in your bed with the ears?

That's Kuromi. Zak Sabbath found her in Little Tokyo and we brought her home.

-Is it true that Kuromi is always trying to cause trouble for that rabbit that looks like Hello Kitty but isn't? And, if so, why? Because that rabbit is cute.

My Melody? I dunno why, Kuromi must just be mischievious by nature. I have a My Melody makeup bag. It's very small though. I think I need a bigger one. It's My Melody with strawberries and it reminded me Strawberry Shortcake from when I was little....man it's hard to type when I don't have my contacts in or glasses on...

-I hear Tera Patrick has an all-Hello Kitty room and boys aren't let inside. Do cute anthropomorphic animals turn women into sex perverts?

They are probably sex pervs to begin with. I would like to see this Hello Kitty room Tera has.

-Isn't, like, your friend's boyfriend in her boyfriend's band or something?

He was. I don't know if he still is.

-It must be weird to be in Hello Kitty's boyfriend's band. I wonder if she goes to shows...

Yeah...-That would be so fucked up if she was like "Hey, you guys were awesome!" and then was like giving the drummer a blowjob in the bathroom after the show with her big wide head...

Yeah. You know I can't recall having ever given someone a blowjob in a bathroom.

-Plus she doesn't have a mouth...

Good point.

-I know I'm supposed to ask you more questions but I can't stop thinking about that Hello Kitty blowjob.

Ok...





-Um. I totally had a question all ready to go, but...ummm...

Sometimes I want lips like the girl in that last pic. And hair. But yeah, sexy girls and Hello Kitty. It's a thing.

-Things are good.

Right.

-Things with boobs and...things.

Adultcon and Bizarre

I'm going to be at Adultcon with Kimberly Kane this weekend! So if you're in LA you'd better come say "hi" to us.

And I'm up on Bizarre Magazine's website!
http://www.bizarremag.com/alt-girls/pin-ups/8152/mandy_morbid.html

Mandy Candy Candids!

Here are some behind the scenes photos from today's shoot with Kimberly Kane. (Click the pics to view full size.)