Sunday, July 13, 2008

Mandy Has A Pretty Mouth. Here, You Can See It Doing Pretty Things.

-So what the hell is this?

This is a blow job video,what does it look like? I believe the technical term for this style of porn is POV, as in point of view...like of the guy getting the blow job, since he's holding the camera. I think most people who watch porn these days know that already right?


-I bet you're right about that. Hey--I have a question--you don't use condoms in your videos, but do you know what they're for?

Yes I do. And I use them whenever I am not making porn with someone who's HIV and other STI test results are clean.


-Did you know that this means you're smarter than John McCain? On march 16 of last year a reporter asked him "Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?" and he paused for a long time and then said "You've stumped me."

Well condoms ARE the only contraceptive that does....although it does kind of amaze me that someone could be THAT uninformed.


-This candidate for the most powerful office on earth said then that on unfamiliar fucking-related issues, he defers to the wisdom of Dr. Tom Coburn from Oklahoma. According to Dr. Coburn, you are part of the Gay Agenda. Did you know you were a pawn of this shadowy, swishy to-do list?

I didn't know but it doesn't surprise me, what exactly is the Gay Agenda? Can it affect Canadians?


-According to the Doctor--who is also a US senator, it is "The greatest threat to our freedom that we face today" he says "Why do you think we see the rationalization for abortion and multiple sex partners-that's a gay agenda." So if you ever gave a two-girl blowjob in Canada then it's safe to say the Northland has been penetrated by the Agenda.

Wow. That's absurd. There's no reasonable response to that other than "But that's absurd!" How do you teach these people that that's not only immoral and irrational (and just plain factually wrong), it sounds like a conspiracy theory. Reminds me of who, hmm, oh yeah. Hitler.


-Well, he is the possible next president's go-to-guy on sex. Anyway, the other guy who wants to be president says faith can teach young women to have the "sense of reverence" that "young people should have for the act of sexual intimacy". Did you have faith and did it teach you that?

I would say that I certainly have "reverence for the act of sexual intimacy". But it's not due to faith in anything other than myself, and what I know is good for me.

I kind of think if there were a Gay Agenda, America might have made some positive progress, if they were at all effective. Oh well.


-Can you explain how rolling around in Twizzlers and Mike and Ikes and ice cream and then licking these things off Satine Phoenix's butt displays or does not display your reverence?

From dictionary.com:

Reverence:
–noun
1. a feeling or attitude of deep respect tinged with awe; veneration.
2. the outward manifestation of this feeling: to pay reverence.
3. a gesture indicative of deep respect; an obeisance, bow, or curtsy.
4. the state of being revered.
—Related forms
rev·er·enc·er, noun

—Synonyms 1. honor, esteem. 6. revere, honor, adore.
—Antonyms 1. contempt.

Yeah, I adored doing that and it was an awesome (–adjective 1.inspiring awe: an awesome sight. 2.showing or characterized by awe.)experience. (1.a particular instance of personally encountering or undergoing something 2.the process or fact of personally observing, encountering, or undergoing something 3. the observing, encountering, or undergoing of things generally as they occur in the course of time: to learn from experience; the range of human experience.
4.knowledge or practical wisdom gained from what one has observed, encountered, or undergone 5. Philosophy. the totality of the cognitions given by perception; all that is perceived, understood, and remembered.
–verb (used with object)6.to have experience of; meet with; undergo; feel 7.to learn by experience.)

Sex is a truly awesome experience. And I revere it so much that I do it as often as possible and share some of my experiences with lots of strangers on the internet.

-With Twizzlers?

Yup.


-Hippie.

No. I think rather I'm a hedonist and a sensualist. I never said anything about spirituality.


-So, like, you put up some video of Chapel eating your pussy on the internet and it reaches tens of thousands of people, and James Dobson on "Focus on the Family" puts up a video of a guy saying Chapel eating your pussy is, according to the book of Romans, a clear sign that God has abandoned this nation and a few million people watch it. Do you think maybe you could increase your traffic by being a little less tolerant?

If it's an American audience probably---because Americans seem to enjoy conflict, they behave as if it's a recreational activity and turn it into entertainment. Yeah--but fuck Americans,the internet reaches the whole world. Why cater to one culture? And what does what I say here really have to do with the videos, if most of the people who watch the porn I make don't even read my journal, regardless of how tolerant I am or not?


-Good point. I mean, you could pretty much say whatever in your journal, right? Like why don't you tell us how you feel about Psalm 102, verse 6? "I am like a pelican of the wilderness; I am like an owl of the desert?"

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote that was a degenerate on drugs. Also it's funny.


-In Psalm 147 verse 10, the bible says, of the lord: "He does not delight in the strength of the horse; he takes no pleasure in the legs of a man". Do you feel this to be so?

About the lord, that he does not delight or take pleasure? I don't feel anything having to do with him, except that he's probably fictional. That'd be like saying "Yeah I really believe that Boba Fett does not delight in the strength of the horse; he takes no pleasure in the legs of a man, I feel that this is true, Yoda too."


-Well SOMEBODY wrote Job 30: 29 and they said, of themselves, "I am a brother of jackals, and a companion of ostriches." Are you a companion of ostriches?

Nope. I've seen some at a zoo I think when I was kid.


-My recent scholarship leads me to notice a motif in the bible of the appearance of ostriches and jackals together--they show up together in Job, 2 places in Isaiah, in Jeremiah, Micah, and the book of lamentations: "even the jackals present their breasts to nurse their young but the daughter of my people is cruel, like ostriches in the wilderness". That last one appears to be saying that anyone who doesn't show their boobs in public is as cruel as an ostrich. Do you feel this to be so?

Ha ha ha ha ha.


-I sense a reluctance on your part to fully engage this issue...

I sense that there was some point in the past where ostriches symbolized something we are unaware of. Also I think there's a difference between presenting a breast to nurse and simply showing a boob in public. Both of which I have no problem with. Because I like babies and boobs. Even if I don't want any babies of my own to nurse. Even if it meant that my boobs would double in size.


-There is a biblical punishment for girls like you described in Ezekiel:
"Thus says the Lord God :"Because your filthiness was poured out and your nakedness uncovered in your harlotry with your lovers...Surely therefore I will gather all your lovers with whom you took pleasure, all those you loved and all those you hated; I will gather them from all aroud against you and will uncover your nakedness to them that they may see all your nakedness". Are you scared?


Um, wouldn't all my lovers have already seen my nakedness? No I'm not scared. If that's the punishment then I have been self inflicting it upon myself for awhile now.


-Oh you are loathsome!

Indeed.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your blog is at least as good as your videos. :) Thanks! I love the self-interview format.

Sanguinarium said...

the Best girl i ever seen and read...Wonderful..From Italy to you

Whut!? said...

you should write a blog on ughh.com general discussion forum. everyone there is real friendly.

Anonymous said...

POV just doesn't show how amaztatic your boobs are.

T.A. said...

I would like to believe that this week's video is for me. Even if it's not, I'll pretend it is anyway. :P

Anonymous said...

found a link to the home page, and have been surfin' all 'round. Most impressed; but I've seen a lot of references to the week's video and am not able to find any way to view.
Is there NE1 who can advise me what to do to see this amazin' gal in action?
I sure hope so......