Thursday, March 25, 2010

Fuck. A Medusa Part Two

A Medusa in DnD is a species--a monster type. There are many of them--DnD mythology is not the same as real world mythology. Medusa is NOT just one Gorgon in DnD. I quote from the ADnD Monster Manual: " Medusae are hateful humanoid creatures which dwell in dark caves or caverns, venturing forth on occasion to seek prey. They try to beguile humans to look into their eyes."


AND THIS REGARDING TIEFLINGS. Notice the word "often" as opposed to "always". Changes the meaning of the sentence doesn't it? And yeah I have read the 3.5 Monster Manual entry for tieflings but we play homebrew so my first like nine game sessions were totally AD&D despite the fact that I was allowed a 3.5 character race. If I want my tiefling's demonic lineage to be more recent nothing is preventing me--I have a whole back story for her too. I'm not confused about tieflings and half-fiends. We may have simplified our explanation to Sasha (since she's a brand new player) for expediency's sake. So fucking sorry. (That last sentence there was sarcasm, by the way.)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Saturday, March 6, 2010

A Bit Out of the Mandy User-Manual or Not Impressed, Sir.

Email I got first thing when I woke up today but was too dazed by a combination of Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, and nasty photosensitivity (of the eyes, Hollywood is dazzling around noon) and sleep deprivation (hello insomnia, so pleasant to see you again) to respond to adequately: 

hi mandy..
ur the BEST by far !!! i feel you a master and i am a slave to you everytime i see your pics.
im a businessman from in the usa
i wana know how to arrange a session with you please ?

Well now, I am very flattered to have caught your attention Mr. Business Man but I'm sorry to inform you that I am not a dominatrix, or a prostitute (session is vague). And if I were I wouldn't take an offer like that seriously.

Here's some helpful info about Mandy and how she rolls:

I live in a one room studio apartment with a painter, writer and occasional--like myself--adult performer. Yes, you can find his work in many bookstores, and some of his paintings in fancy Museums in New York but we live modestly as my health care is quite expensive given that I have at least 2 or 3 different diseases and disorders of the autoimmune variety vying for attention everyday. And a few other kinds of medical conditions which like to tag along as well. All are in need of constant medical treatment.

 We travel when we can afford--and my health allows--it. 

I model as often as possible because I enjoy it but at the level I'm at---that doesn't exactly pay well.

I very rarely perform in adult films because, well, take a look at the list of things-wrong-with-me Zak has tattooed on his arm. They are tattooed because that's a lot to remember in an emergency situation, so the tattoo is a precautionary measure. "Here paramedics--these are her pre-existing medical conditions!"
But of course I would love to perform more often...under very specific circumstances and with people I know and trust and at the very least find very attractive!

For two or more years (approximately) I ran a free DIY hardcorn porn website. Because it was fun and something I usually could manage (because I was in charge) with my health issues. Right now that's gone and all there is, is this blog.

Aside from sex and travel I enjoy reading, playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends, playing video games, learning languages, hiking and going to the gym with my friend Kimberly. I also like getting tattooed sometimes too.

If you admire me so, please feel free to purchase your copy of "Mandy Candy" from the link at the top of this blog page or pick a gift for me from my Amazon Wishlist, the link is likewise on this blog page but at the bottom of the list of links to my friends websites and my other pages. Gifts are always appreciated especially because I try to ask for useful and practical things, or if frivolous at least inexpensive things. If you include a return address I will send you a "thank you" package.

But I'm not interested in sessions and never will be. 

Possibly in the future you'll be able to find me on a live web-cam show, but if you are in any way disrespectful you'll be cut off instantly.

Thanks for writing!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

New Silver Pants (and a Minotaur on my top.)

Fiona Apple Night + More Webcam Pics

I'm on and this week!

So I have a slightly embarrassing revelation, I really like Fiona Apple.
(Fiona Apple, yes, yes, she's not Metal or Doom or Punk, or heavy Industrial, I know--it's ok.)

Here's some bits I like lately:

"Everything good I deem too good to be true
Everything else is just a bore
Everything I have to look forward to
Has a pretty painful and very imposing before"

"I'm gonna make a mistake-
I'm gonna do it on purpose
I'm gonna waste my time
'cause I'm full as a tick
And I'm scratching at the surface
And what I find is mine
And when the day is done, and I look back
And the fact is I had fun, fumbling around
All the advice I shunned, and I ran
Where they told me not to run, but I sure
Had fun, so
I'm gonna fuck it up again
I'm gonna do another detour
Unpave my path
And if you wanna make sense
Whatcha looking at me for
I'm no good at math
And when I find my way back,
The fact is I just may stay, or I may not
I've acquired quite a taste
For a well-made mistake
I wanna mistake why can't I make a mistake?
I'm always doing what I think I should
Almost always doing everybody good
Do I wanna do right, of course but
Do I really wanna feel I'm forced to
Answer you, hell no
I've acquired quite a taste
For a well-made mistake, I wanna
Make a mistake, why can't I make a mistake
I'm always doing what I think I should
Almost always doing everybody good
Why- "

Recent webcam pics: