Mandy Candy

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I've been in New York. I don't check my email much or bother to get on a computer when I travel so I apologize for my depriving you of updates on my site and responses to emails. But I'm home now.

Cute?

>So I see you made Coco cum here--was that fun?

Looks like it. Okay. Fine. It was fun.

>You make it sound really boring.

More fun to do it than talk about it. Talking about it is kind of boring.

>I think this might be the cutest porn ever. There's no award for that--"cutest porn".

Cute 'cause of the giggling and mild awkwardness?

>It didn't seem awkward to me...

I think it just seems a bit that way to me when I edit it. Filmed it awhile ago.

>Anyway it was really cute, like I thought puppies eating birthday cake would explode out of it at any second.

Puppies eating birthday cake seems kinda gross to me so I'll just pretend you said My Little Ponies from the 80's and Rainbow Brite and whatever. Thank you.

>Puppies riding My Little Ponies on a puffy cloud where Rainbow Brite lives with those things that eat stars from Spirited Away.

Excellent.

>Was that your artistic aim?

I hardly ever have artistic aim. I'm more the impulsive type.

>Speaking of aim, what's up with AIM?

AIM is our adult industry medical organization. It's non-profit. From what I understand it has debts from a legal battle with Cal-OSHA: "Defendants California Department of Industrial Relations, Division of Occupational Safety and Health, Lee Welsh, and their agents and employees, are restrained from compelling or seeking to compel the disclosure of confidential medical records, HlV test information, and personal identifying information of Plaintiff and other patients of AIM without the specific written authorization of such patients; and 2. Defendant Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation is restrained from disclosing confidential medical records, HlV test information."--and now: "AIM has unpaid debts arising out of this case in excess of $170,000 dollars, and if those debts are not paid, AIM's clinics face the very real possibility of having to close its clinic's doors for good before the year is out."
(Copied and pasted from AIM's website.)

Performer's pay for STI and HIV testing out of pocket. Go to a regular doctor's office and ask for a HIV/PCR DNA test and they'll charge you half your month's rent. Plus most places don't do the HIV/PCR DNA test that AIM provides (unless you specifically ask for it.) Along with regular testing for other STIs as well as counseling services. Performers get tested every three weeks, or more often, or if you are like me and only work a few times a year before each movie/scene.

"The HIV/PCR DNA qualitative test will detect early HIV infection by looking for the inhibitory substance of the HIV virus itself. This test typically will find HIV between 10 and 14 days after exposure.

The HIV Elisa test looks for the person’s antibody response to the HIV virus. This test will detect HIV between 6 weeks and 6 months of exposure."

If AIM shuts down there will be lots of porn stars unwilling to perform since doing so would be putting themselves at much greater risk.

>I see. Well, that's considerably less cute.

Yeah. Considerably.

>So what else've you been up to?

Getting tit-fucked by the sexiest boy ever. Going to the gym with Kimberly. Doing laundry. Trying to write a D&D adventure (I procrastinate.) Reading Lord of the Rings again but it's boring in parts. Watching all the Sopranos seasons for the first time. On season 3 so far. Watching Zak draw. Trying to find plans for Halloween. Got a costume together--part bought (and altered)--part stuff I already owned. Having text conversations with my little sister back home. Not doing my Hungarian lessons even though I want to. Hanging out online in various places. Got a new bra that fits perfect! (28FF on the UK tag--28H US size)



That kind of stuff. Not that interesting I bet. No crazy threesomes with hot sluts or traveling recently. Waiting for Mandy Candy to come out next month!

>What're you gonna be for Halloween?

Batmandy! I don't want to get a red wig though so I'm using my own hair.

-Like because Batgirl had red hair?

Yeah. I have a brown wig but Zak says it doesn't suit me. (There's a version of Batgirl with brown hair too.)

-Which parts of the Lord of the Rings is boring?

It's boring up until they get to Rivendell pretty much. Then some fun elvish/dwarvish/wizardy story stuff happens.

-Would you have volunteered to take that ring to the volcano?

Could I like, fuck Aragorn along the way?

-I feel like he'd be clingy.

You know I don't even know I'd care. Never happened to me before. I don't know what that's like.

-He'd be all brushing your hair like he does with that horse and talking in his nasal emo voice...

You can't brush my hair it's too short. But if it wasn't I don't think I'd mind. I like it when people I like touch me. His voice is nasal but not emo. Emo sounds like this or this or anything Frodo says ever.

-You learn something new every day.

Boobs and Things

-So the thing I hear is you've got this movie that's about to come out...

Yup! It comes out in November. It's called "Mandy Candy" and it was directed by Kimberly Kane (who also performs in it.) I saw it for the first time a couple days ago and it looks amazing. The trailer should be out soon. Some pics we took while shooting it are posted in one of the last blogs.

-Who do you fuck?

Kimberly Kane and Zak Sabbath. And I help Devi Lynn out a bit during her solo. A lot of the movie was filmed in my apartment. (So all you voyeurs get a peak into my home.)

-Don't we usually get a peek into your home?

Oh that's right! I forgot. My bed yeah, and sometimes the video game consoles show up. The shots are different in Mandy Candy, not as POV-ish or close in as the vids on my website. And there's a bit in my bathroom that I really like.

-So what's with that giant rabbit thing in your bed with the ears?

That's Kuromi. Zak Sabbath found her in Little Tokyo and we brought her home.

-Is it true that Kuromi is always trying to cause trouble for that rabbit that looks like Hello Kitty but isn't? And, if so, why? Because that rabbit is cute.

My Melody? I dunno why, Kuromi must just be mischievious by nature. I have a My Melody makeup bag. It's very small though. I think I need a bigger one. It's My Melody with strawberries and it reminded me Strawberry Shortcake from when I was little....man it's hard to type when I don't have my contacts in or glasses on...

-I hear Tera Patrick has an all-Hello Kitty room and boys aren't let inside. Do cute anthropomorphic animals turn women into sex perverts?

They are probably sex pervs to begin with. I would like to see this Hello Kitty room Tera has.

-Isn't, like, your friend's boyfriend in her boyfriend's band or something?

He was. I don't know if he still is.

-It must be weird to be in Hello Kitty's boyfriend's band. I wonder if she goes to shows...

Yeah...-That would be so fucked up if she was like "Hey, you guys were awesome!" and then was like giving the drummer a blowjob in the bathroom after the show with her big wide head...

Yeah. You know I can't recall having ever given someone a blowjob in a bathroom.

-Plus she doesn't have a mouth...

Good point.

-I know I'm supposed to ask you more questions but I can't stop thinking about that Hello Kitty blowjob.

Ok...





-Um. I totally had a question all ready to go, but...ummm...

Sometimes I want lips like the girl in that last pic. And hair. But yeah, sexy girls and Hello Kitty. It's a thing.

-Things are good.

Right.

-Things with boobs and...things.

Adultcon and Bizarre

I'm going to be at Adultcon with Kimberly Kane this weekend! So if you're in LA you'd better come say "hi" to us.

And I'm up on Bizarre Magazine's website!
http://www.bizarremag.com/alt-girls/pin-ups/8152/mandy_morbid.html

Mandy Candy Candids!

Here are some behind the scenes photos from today's shoot with Kimberly Kane. (Click the pics to view full size.)

I am awake and online way too early today.

Um. If you want to see "crappy" webcam pics of me and my tits you should follow me on Twitter. Examples below.












And I found these pics of me from Riot Girls (shot back in March) this morning. The makeup is a bit weird. If you want to see 'em bigger you can click on 'em. Like, my butt will be bigger.

Mandy Morbid Vs. Death Frost Doom

(So I played the D&D module "Death Frost Doom" yesterday, here's a report from my friend who ran it.)

If any of you are following or involved in the Old School Dungeons & Dragons revival, then you've probably heard of Death Frost Doom, the new adventure written by Old School D&D Blog Overlord James Edward Raggi IV.

It has gotten rave reviews around the Old School D&D blogworld for its creepy and fatalistic atmosphere, as well as its horror-movie-like cruelty. Most people run through it die or go insane or both. Plus you can download it for 5 bucks off the web.

Anyway, Mandy was bored today and her eye was infected so she couldn't play video games, so we downloaded Death Doom Frost and ran it as a solo adventure.

Here's how it went:

(WARNING: SPOILERS! IF YOU PLAN TO PLAY THIS MODULE, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER)

(HOWEVER, MANDY IS CONSIDERING MAYBE GOING BACK TO THIS PLACE LATER, SO THERE ARE NO SPOILERS FOR THINGS IN THE ADVENTURE THAT MANDY
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT YET)

So in addition to her old stand-by, Tizani Ildiko, 3rd Level Cleric of Vorn, Mandy rolled up a Dwarf Fighter (Gowron) and an Elf Sorceress (Ilona)--both first level.

(Gamers may want to know at this point what system we used--we used a mongrel of 1st edition AD&D (because that's what we'd been playing with our friends up until now and because we like it) and edition 3.5 (because that's all Mandy has the books for at the moment because someone gave them to her)(However, edition ended up not mattering at all much because see below).

So I tell Mandy that the Sister Superior of Vorn has told her to fetch a certain book that is rumored to be on a mountiantop, in a place of great evil. Then I put on "Ceremony of Opposites" by Samael. ( I would've put on colder, doomier things like Wolves In The Throne Room and Amebix's "Winter" but I played them to death during our last session which was heavy on wolf demons, witches, hunters and other wintry paganisms.)

Mandy laughs because "There is a place of great evil in the wilderness" is exactly what a priestess says at the beginning of Diablo and you hear it a million times if you play Diablo.

So anyway, these three trudge up the frozen mountain and encounter the weird old backwoods disturbing hick who warns you not to go up to the cabin on top of the mountain.

Now, there is a thing that will happen if you fuck with this guy, and a thing that will happen if you try to walk past him when he warns you not to head up the mountain.

But Mandy did not do these things. She pretended to be going around the mountain, walked off into the woods, then continued the path up to the cabin, so neither of these things happened.

Mandy heard The Disturbing Sounds and did not follow them to their source.

Then Mandy saw The Nightmarish Tree. She gave The Nightmarish Tree a wide berth.

Nor did she investigate The Stone Well. Likewise she saw The Frozen Corpse and fucked not with it. Nor did she do any of the things you're not supposed to do in The Graveyard.

Not having much else to do, she went into The Cabin.

She looked at The Clock, The Bizarre Painting, The Harpsichord, The Chairs That Are Facing You When You Come Through The Door and The Deer Head and none of these did she fuck with.

She took the Purple Powder and because she had a Dwarf and a Sorceress with her, knew that it could Drive You Mad Or Turn You Into A God and put it in her pack. She saw the Dead Guy's Stuff and took it.

She used a spell to decrypt the writing on the walls, then took this note--"Runic writing says bad things".

Then she went down into the Trap Door.

She fucked not with the Screaming Faces On The Wall, went through the Demon Head Carved Door and into the Room With The Skeleton Hands. She did not fuck with the hands.

I told her "You see a sigil on the door, it looks like This" (and showed her a picture).

I said "It fills you with unease and nausea" she said "I knew you'd say that."

The CD ended and I put on Cradle of Filth, which was perfect for a second because at the beginning of the album there's creepy choral music and just as the voices began to spiral up, she entered...

The Demonic Chapel--
wherein Mandy fucked not with the Pews, nor the Organ of Bone, nor the Skulls on Hooks, nor the basins with teeth (except reaching into one to pull out the treasure and taking some unholy water), nor the Jewelled Dagger and Necklace, ("I'm not a thief, so I left them--I figured the altar was carved like a skull mouth so it might clamp shut or something"), nor the Demonic Murals, Nor The Door That Leads East.

I got sick of Cradle of Filth and put on Sleep.

Mandy then investigated The Crypts of the Priests, Warriors, and Commoners respectively and got all the gold out of the crypts. She did not go down the spiral staircases.

She investigated The Embalming Room and took the Book that was there, but did not read it.

She went into the room with the eyepiece and the books on pedestals, she took the eyepiece and put it in a sack.

She went into The Bloodstained Prayer Room and did not translate any of the writing.

She went right past the Room With The Black Fountains.

Then she got to The Plant Monster.

Now, you'll notice absolutely nothing has happened so far. If you know the module, you'll also know that killing the plant monster--for complex reasons--causes the dead to rise from their graves. And there's no way the players can know this.

So here, as the referee, I am getting excited, finally, somethings going to happen: Mandy can't get the book she's been sent here to get without getting past this plant.
She can see it there on the other side of this plant.

Also over there is a Gold Altar, an Inscription, A Pit, And Two Gold Cups.

So, she starts killing this plant. Acid, axe, axe, axe. Now it's dead. It almost kills her dwarf but she heals the dwarf. So she's past the plant.

Unbeknownst to her, the dead begin to rise from their graves.

I tell Mandy "There's a book--it matches the description of the book you've been sent to get, along with two cups, and..."

"We grab the book and the cups and run back the way we came."

"So you're just..."

"Yeah."

So then the players run, full speed, out of the dungeon, they run into some of the living dead, who scrape up the sorceress and kill the dwarf, but the party just keeps running, past the skeletons underground, past the ghouls above ground, and down the mountain.

And that's that and the adventure is over and now an army of undead walks the earth. "That's not my problem," says Mandy.

"Mandy," I say "everybody who runs this module has everybody die or goes insane or at least they find it really creepy, but you just ran in, got the stuff and left, scott free. How the hell did you do that?"

(Mandy is not a terribly experienced RPGer, this is her seventh night out.)

"I've played video games, I've played Zelda and Diablo--I know when you go around in a crypt the dead are going to come back. I know you just run in and get the stuff and leave. I mean, they sent me to get the book, I got it. It sucks that the dwarf had the purple powder--but I can go back for that later."

"So, um, did you like the adventure?"

"It was fun, I mean, it wasn't as creepy as (the last adventure we played), but y'know, it was good despite being a bit predictable."

That's Mandy's review.

My personal dungeon master review--

It says right in the introduction:

"Careful and methodical adventurers will be able to find a great deal of treasure with absolutely no personal risk, but a number of adventurers may feel that this is not an
exciting adventuring location...if they are clever enough to never meet any opposition, they will likely be unsatisfied with the adventure as a whole without realizing how lucky they were."

Now, Mandy got the best of both worlds--it was easy and she got a lot of treasure, plus she did think it was fun. I, on the other hand, had a good enough time but just kept thinking what it would've been like if the group had included some of my other, less clearheaded, players.

I may have fucked this module up by running it right after an adventure that was already culty and creepy and full of demon terror (and using up all my best doom metal in the background). When I read Death Frost Doom, I thought the whole nothing-happens-in-the-whole-first-half-of-the-adventure-but-it's-all-creepy-and-that-builds-tension-thing was excellent, and a nice play on player expectations, but Mandy seemed to take it all in stride. Maybe it's just really hard to make a one-on-one adventure scary. Maybe you can't get the proper claustrophobia when you don't have several personalities all bickering about which door to take. Maybe none of that matters because Mandy had fun anyway. Maybe I'm just being the crazy dungeon master who imagines all the lunacy that could have been rather than the cut-and-dry cut-and-run scenario that Mandy pulled off. Maybe the most promising thing is that Mandy wants to go back later to get that purple powder.

(Anyway if any of you D&D people want to send me more modules to play I'll review 'em and post it here.)

(Also here is a link to the guy who created "Death Frost Doom"'s site http://lotfp.blogspot.com/)