We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties This Week But Here Is a n Old Video of Mandy's Butt.

So I've been very very busy lately and have neglected my journal. I am sorry. Rest assured I've been up to sexy mischief, some of which you will be able to view in the near future.

I'll write a real blog soon too, I promise!

Next weekend we'll be back to brand new footage too.

If people want to encourage me, they can write up some questions they'd like me to answer, and email 'em to me. I'll answer. Here's an "open question" blog I did for my SG journal a few weeks ago:

O.k---Here's the answers to your questions.
If you requested a photo---you've gotta give me more time to get those posted.

[whiteyford] asked:
-OK...completely off the wall question...what REALLY makes you orgasm? You know...the BIG O, the one where your eyeballs roll up into the back of your head, your back arches in terminal rictus, and your legs shudder uncontrollably?

There are ways to get an answer to that question which might be less boring and typical than mine. Which is, oral or digital stimulation after getting fucked hard. Go check out my website you perv. :P

[OpticNerve]asked:
-What do you miss most about Montreal?

The atmosphere--just seeing the city, the language, the food.

[The Boss] asked:
-Hmm... What do rockout to in the car?

I don't have a car or a driver's license. But when I visit my family there is often sister-and-dad-time-in-the-car music. Which is usually this stuff, loud: Billy Idol, Alice Cooper, Tom Petty, David Bowie, Jethro Tull, Jon Bon Jovi (blush) or Pink Floyd. Because little girls like Daddy's music once in awhile.

[Vivid] wants to know all this stuff:
-Favorite fruit?

Bananas! Pears and dark plums. Mmm.

-Favorite haircolor? Dye used?

Purple and pink. Special Effects"deep purple" and "cupcake pink"

-Oddest thing you can do with your body?

I can lick my own nipples. But generally it's the other way around---my body does odd things to me. Like one of my eyes turned from blue to green when I was 11 or 12.

-Favorite animal?

I like pretty fish. I'm not allergic to them.

-Excited to have Vivid fun time happy hour?

So so excited!! (Suicide Girl Vivid is coming to stay with me for a few days this week!)

[RexArenn] asked these two:
-Is EVERYTHING too generalized? I want to know about the one thing you could change about the current quality of life in America. No pressure. I don't necessary mean the environment or economy. Just whatever you have a strong interest in that you think should be improved upon/made legal/etc.

Yes, EVERYTHING is too general. I would change the quality of and attitude towards health care. Then education. Then other stuff.

-Here's a weird question: If you could design your own family with CELEBRITIES, who would you choose and why?

Um, my brain gets all lazy and stubborn when asked to think about celebrities. It doesn't like doing it. I'm sorry but I've gotta just skip this question.

byebyegoodeye] wants:
-movies that you recommend? Another set would be lovely

Another set IS on the way. I would recommend "Encounters at The End of The World" and the new Marvel movies, Iron Man and The Hulk. (New set will be up in member review on August 5th, shot by Steve Prue!)

[Jayhel] asked:
-IF you could go anyware in the world, where would it be and why?

That awesome city at the beginning of The Hulk, in Brazil I think. If that place is real I want to go there. Because it's beautiful. And Budapest properly. Because I didn't have time to see much of it the first time I was there.

[Vidocq] said:
-Do you want to try my sybian ?

The offer is appreciated, but those things intimidate me. And I tend to prefer people to toys.

[trojan91] want to know:
-I'd like to know if you'll do a Diablo III related set if/when it's released?

It's certainly a possibility.

[Enni] wants to know:
-Who is your favourite sg?

My favorites are listed just like everyone else's, but [Temper] reigns supreme at the moment because she did that fantastic tentacle set, and no SG writes a better journal entry than she does.


[Meagan] asked:
-Where is your favorite place to visit?

Berlin, New York, Montreal and Ottawa are my favorite places to visit.

[dieseldave5150 ] asked:
-If you could pick one person any time in history who would you want to be?????

Uh.....no one really. Someone with a cock.

[JayBugg] said:
-I want to know what's your favorite zim episode

Planet Battles, the one where he says "I'm in a bear suit." Any episode where Gir says the word "spolding" instead of "exploding".

[ilooklikesatan] asked:
-If you had to spend a week out doors. Where would it be and what would you take with you?

In a city in late summer or early autum. And I'd have books and my medicine and Zak's hoodie with Boba Fett and Darth Vader on it with me. And a magically endless supply of milky tea that's always the right temperature for the weather.

-And I want to see a set where you're dying your hair. I don't know why....

That could be arranged. Or I might just post some pictures I already have of me doing that sometime.

TOMBSTONE19] said:
-What I Would like to see ? How about a set or video with you smiling and or having a good time .

I don't like to see photos of myself smiling in sets unless it's a real smile. Otherwise it just looks fake and awkward and unattractive. There are plenty of candid pix of me in my photo album smiling and having a good time. And I will post more---or a video someday.

[LaceyK] said:
-You have a million dollars and only one month to spend it. What do you do?

Well, since there's no death implied once that month is up in that question, I would spend some of it on figuring out what's wrong with me, or just getting healthy. Then I would start giving it to people I know who need it. Then I might do something fun, like fly all the people I know and like to someplace interesting to hang out with me. Oh and I'd use a decent chunk of it to fund the best porno movie ever made or conceived.


[rsabatino] asked:
-what do you prefer boxers or briefs lol

I'm indifferent. Unless your balls are going to get saggy if you don't wear briefs. In which case, yeah briefs are better. I don't want any saggy balls near my face--do you?

[slacker elite] says:
-If you could go back in time and witness one historical event what event would it be and why?

I'd like to hang around castles Cachtice and Sarvar (accents missing :() between the years 1585 and 1610. To see what was really going on in there.

[Makavelli] asked:
-Will you be at the San Diego Comicon?

Not this year. Maybe next year.

-I want to see you in a plaid mini skirt, black boots, covering yourself in baby oil or Pam cooking oil.

I'm sure there's pictures of that already somewhere. If not I'll just wear that to Comicon next year. :P

fatkidlovescake] asked:
-why dont we ever hang out any more?

Probably because we never did. And I don't know who you are. Or who you think I am.

[quisel] asked:
-what is a friend for you ?

From dictionary.com:
A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.
A person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement

-what is your preferr music?

I don't have one favorite kind but good industrial turns me on.

-3 thing very important in the life?

Asthma medication, good sex as often as possible....and birth control/condoms/clean aim tests.

-And i want see you in vampire style.

Wait 'till my hair grows out? Um...I have a crappy wig, maybe I'll play dress up. ;)

[Fatality] wants to know:
-What inspired your drastic appearance changes between your first sets and now?

I didn't have a respectable job looking after medically fragile and special needs kids in a foster home anymore and New York in the summer is unbearably hot and humid. Shaving my head was due to the heat and the fact that I could and there would be no serious repercussion---like losing my job. The tattoos and piercings were simply because I had the money to get 'em and I wanted 'em. :)

[FrankDelgato] asked:
-WHAT'S THE POINT? (in your opinion)

What's the point of what?

[Gaea] asked:
-How did you get your hair so purple in your profile pic?!

Bleach. Then Special Effects "Deep Purple". And take photos in the sunshine.

[Schuldig] asked:
-Which do you prefer - Canada or the USA?

Hmm.....Neither? Most of Canada is boring. And the USA is seriously fucked up.

Mandy Has A Pretty Mouth. Here, You Can See It Doing Pretty Things.

-So what the hell is this?

This is a blow job video,what does it look like? I believe the technical term for this style of porn is POV, as in point of view...like of the guy getting the blow job, since he's holding the camera. I think most people who watch porn these days know that already right?


-I bet you're right about that. Hey--I have a question--you don't use condoms in your videos, but do you know what they're for?

Yes I do. And I use them whenever I am not making porn with someone who's HIV and other STI test results are clean.


-Did you know that this means you're smarter than John McCain? On march 16 of last year a reporter asked him "Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?" and he paused for a long time and then said "You've stumped me."

Well condoms ARE the only contraceptive that does....although it does kind of amaze me that someone could be THAT uninformed.


-This candidate for the most powerful office on earth said then that on unfamiliar fucking-related issues, he defers to the wisdom of Dr. Tom Coburn from Oklahoma. According to Dr. Coburn, you are part of the Gay Agenda. Did you know you were a pawn of this shadowy, swishy to-do list?

I didn't know but it doesn't surprise me, what exactly is the Gay Agenda? Can it affect Canadians?


-According to the Doctor--who is also a US senator, it is "The greatest threat to our freedom that we face today" he says "Why do you think we see the rationalization for abortion and multiple sex partners-that's a gay agenda." So if you ever gave a two-girl blowjob in Canada then it's safe to say the Northland has been penetrated by the Agenda.

Wow. That's absurd. There's no reasonable response to that other than "But that's absurd!" How do you teach these people that that's not only immoral and irrational (and just plain factually wrong), it sounds like a conspiracy theory. Reminds me of who, hmm, oh yeah. Hitler.


-Well, he is the possible next president's go-to-guy on sex. Anyway, the other guy who wants to be president says faith can teach young women to have the "sense of reverence" that "young people should have for the act of sexual intimacy". Did you have faith and did it teach you that?

I would say that I certainly have "reverence for the act of sexual intimacy". But it's not due to faith in anything other than myself, and what I know is good for me.

I kind of think if there were a Gay Agenda, America might have made some positive progress, if they were at all effective. Oh well.


-Can you explain how rolling around in Twizzlers and Mike and Ikes and ice cream and then licking these things off Satine Phoenix's butt displays or does not display your reverence?

From dictionary.com:

Reverence:
–noun
1. a feeling or attitude of deep respect tinged with awe; veneration.
2. the outward manifestation of this feeling: to pay reverence.
3. a gesture indicative of deep respect; an obeisance, bow, or curtsy.
4. the state of being revered.
—Related forms
rev·er·enc·er, noun

—Synonyms 1. honor, esteem. 6. revere, honor, adore.
—Antonyms 1. contempt.

Yeah, I adored doing that and it was an awesome (–adjective 1.inspiring awe: an awesome sight. 2.showing or characterized by awe.)experience. (1.a particular instance of personally encountering or undergoing something 2.the process or fact of personally observing, encountering, or undergoing something 3. the observing, encountering, or undergoing of things generally as they occur in the course of time: to learn from experience; the range of human experience.
4.knowledge or practical wisdom gained from what one has observed, encountered, or undergone 5. Philosophy. the totality of the cognitions given by perception; all that is perceived, understood, and remembered.
–verb (used with object)6.to have experience of; meet with; undergo; feel 7.to learn by experience.)

Sex is a truly awesome experience. And I revere it so much that I do it as often as possible and share some of my experiences with lots of strangers on the internet.

-With Twizzlers?

Yup.


-Hippie.

No. I think rather I'm a hedonist and a sensualist. I never said anything about spirituality.


-So, like, you put up some video of Chapel eating your pussy on the internet and it reaches tens of thousands of people, and James Dobson on "Focus on the Family" puts up a video of a guy saying Chapel eating your pussy is, according to the book of Romans, a clear sign that God has abandoned this nation and a few million people watch it. Do you think maybe you could increase your traffic by being a little less tolerant?

If it's an American audience probably---because Americans seem to enjoy conflict, they behave as if it's a recreational activity and turn it into entertainment. Yeah--but fuck Americans,the internet reaches the whole world. Why cater to one culture? And what does what I say here really have to do with the videos, if most of the people who watch the porn I make don't even read my journal, regardless of how tolerant I am or not?


-Good point. I mean, you could pretty much say whatever in your journal, right? Like why don't you tell us how you feel about Psalm 102, verse 6? "I am like a pelican of the wilderness; I am like an owl of the desert?"

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote that was a degenerate on drugs. Also it's funny.


-In Psalm 147 verse 10, the bible says, of the lord: "He does not delight in the strength of the horse; he takes no pleasure in the legs of a man". Do you feel this to be so?

About the lord, that he does not delight or take pleasure? I don't feel anything having to do with him, except that he's probably fictional. That'd be like saying "Yeah I really believe that Boba Fett does not delight in the strength of the horse; he takes no pleasure in the legs of a man, I feel that this is true, Yoda too."


-Well SOMEBODY wrote Job 30: 29 and they said, of themselves, "I am a brother of jackals, and a companion of ostriches." Are you a companion of ostriches?

Nope. I've seen some at a zoo I think when I was kid.


-My recent scholarship leads me to notice a motif in the bible of the appearance of ostriches and jackals together--they show up together in Job, 2 places in Isaiah, in Jeremiah, Micah, and the book of lamentations: "even the jackals present their breasts to nurse their young but the daughter of my people is cruel, like ostriches in the wilderness". That last one appears to be saying that anyone who doesn't show their boobs in public is as cruel as an ostrich. Do you feel this to be so?

Ha ha ha ha ha.


-I sense a reluctance on your part to fully engage this issue...

I sense that there was some point in the past where ostriches symbolized something we are unaware of. Also I think there's a difference between presenting a breast to nurse and simply showing a boob in public. Both of which I have no problem with. Because I like babies and boobs. Even if I don't want any babies of my own to nurse. Even if it meant that my boobs would double in size.


-There is a biblical punishment for girls like you described in Ezekiel:
"Thus says the Lord God :"Because your filthiness was poured out and your nakedness uncovered in your harlotry with your lovers...Surely therefore I will gather all your lovers with whom you took pleasure, all those you loved and all those you hated; I will gather them from all aroud against you and will uncover your nakedness to them that they may see all your nakedness". Are you scared?


Um, wouldn't all my lovers have already seen my nakedness? No I'm not scared. If that's the punishment then I have been self inflicting it upon myself for awhile now.


-Oh you are loathsome!

Indeed.

Mandy, Satine and Zak Do Naughty Things.

-What did you do on Canada Day?

I hung out with Starla Suicide and she fed me cheap beer and BBQ.


-Is she Canadian? Is cheap beer Canadian? Is BBQ Canadian?

She is Canadian. The cheap beer was not Canadian, because the American beer was cheaper. Though originally the plan had been to purchase Canadian beer, the idea of spending less money and not being patriotic won. Although being practical instead of mindlessly patriotic is kind of a Canadian trait. The BBQ is not Canadian either, but it was tasty.


-Is liking things that are tasty a Canadian value? Educate us.

I think liking things that are tasty is just human. Way to bring up the argument some of the boys who were there had. Which was really not very Canadian. Since we don't like conflict. Silly American boys being all loud in public and disagreeing.


-What were they disagreeing about? If they were disagreeing about a moose, would that be patriotic?

They were disagreeing about the "true" nature of art. And about the moose, maybe.


-So there was a moose?

No, no moose. I meant that it might be patriotic if they were disagreeing about a moose.


-What was there besides arguers and a Suicide Girl?

Nothing really other than alcohol. Maybe some cigarettes. An apartment that Humphrey Bogart apparently lived in when he first moved to Hollywood.


-Was it a fancy apartment?

Nope. Just a very small apartment, with obviously young people living in it.


-Did you make a video where you have sex with the Suicide Girl?

No. Sometimes Suicide Girls have boyfriends and so are not allowed to make sex videos with you. And sometimes they just don't want to have sex with you. Which is okay and you can still be friends and talk about nail polish and gossip about Suicide Girl related things and also about how it's fun to live in L.A and not Canada anymore even though there are things about Canada that are good and better than things in America.


-What's good about Los Angeles?

Sluts. Sunshine. Places to go swimming. Busy, big city type activities and culture. Other Suicide Girls things, which often mean modeling related work. American boys....It's a fair trade off (for now) for good quality free health care and cleaner environments, less crime, and a government that's slightly less criminal and more responsible and accountable.


-What is it about American boys?

Umm, I don't know how to answer that question.


-What's going on in this movie you're posting this week?

It's Satine Phoenix, Zak Sabbath and me fooling around.


-They're Americans, right?

Well I don't think Satine was born in the U.S but yeah, they're Americans.


-We're they good?

Always.


-What made them good?

They enjoy what they do and they're passionate.


-Would you say Americans enjoy what they do and are passionate?

No. Not at all. Only a few rare ones I've been lucky enough to meet. If you want to substitute excitable and needlessly self-righteous or reactionary, then sure ok.

-Oh. What about firecrackers? Do you like them?

Not really. I like fireworks though.

-Do you shoot off fireworks on Canada Day?

Well I don't. But other people do.

-So I hear you're excited about Diablo III--are you excited that there's a character in there that has the same name as your Suicidegirl name?

I don't know if excited would be an accurate way of describing it. But I am amused by the coincidence (Adria was my WoW character's name too, and that's why I used it for SG when all the variations of "Mandy" were taken when I applied). And curious. But yeah, excited about the game in general.

-Should MandyMorbid.com fans post on here if they want to see you do some sort of Diablo III-themed porn when it comes out?

I suppose so.


-Ok, you heard the lady.