-So I hear your first feature just came out...
Yes. It did. It's called "Young Hollywood" and it's directed by Carlos Batts.
-So what do you do in it?
I flash Danzig. And get finger banged on one of his cars by a little Asian girl. And I also fuck her with a strap-on.
-So if I, theoretically, thought that sounded like some things I wanted to watch--how would I get this "Young Hollywood"?
My link to the avn store!
-What are you talking about?
Ugh....go to www.mandymorid.com and to the left of the video play window there is a click-thru ad to the AVN store, where you can buy dvds and toys. When you buy dvds or toys or whatever from the ad at www.mandymorbid.com, www.mandymorbid.com makes some money and can continue to provide you with free clips.
-Ok, got that out of the way...what else have you been up to?
I made some porn today. You'll see it next week. Kimberly Kane was the camera-girl. Uh, I went to the art museum a day or two ago. I also went to the release party for Young Hollywood. That's what I've been up to.
The Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Kimberly came along that day as well.
-How was it?
I don't like most art.I think I do. I always hope it will be better than it is and I am often disappointed. They put all the wrong stuff in those places.
-That's too bad. Have you been getting many requests for different kinds of movies from people?
Yeah, people want to see more boy-girl scenes, more anal, more things like spanking and choking.
-So is that happening?
Yes. But I don't put up stuff until it's edited and I'm happy with it.
-So if people have more complicated requests or ideas, should they say something?
Yes. They should, they should comment here, or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or myspace me. I'm not hard to find on there.
-You're so democratic.
-So what do you think of the universe this week?
What kind of questions is that? Who cares what I thought of the universe this week. Or ever?
-I don't know--you have nice boobs, so we want to hear you talk.
I thought it went the other way around, I have nice boobs so you want to look at my boobs.
-What did you say? I was distracted...
Exactly. Fuck off now, I'm done blogging.
-No, wait, I remembered my point. You have nice boobs so we want to hear you talk so that we can then decide you're not very interesting so then we can feel superior to you instead of just feeling miserable about not being able to fondle your boobs. Or at least I heard something like that somewhere on an AdultDVDtalk messageboard or something.
You actually read on one of those message boards that that's the logic applied to porn chicks? Or "whores" as they get called on the xxxporntalk boards.
-Ummm...not so much read it as, "gleaned" it... I guess. Those guys are seriously angry. They're always baiting each other and the girls. They're geniuses at it. They're master-baiters.
Oh I was hoping it was one of 'em showing primitive signs of self awareness. Ugh. I understand there's a similarity between prostitution and being a paid adult performer. But that kind of misogynistic (or catty, if it's a female) name calling says far more about the posters than the girls...Oh well. I like what one of 'em said a lot. "But girls with a look like that aren't out to please everyone, so if she's comfortable in her own skin, then kudos to her." Precisely. I'm out to please myself.
-So who are you fucking next week?
Zak Sabbath. He's fun.
-Is it just his cock again, or are you gonna fuck all of him?
All of him. Well it depends on what I decide to edit. You may just get cock next week and all of him the week after that. Or whatever.
So, we good now? Can I be done now please?
-It's your blog. Do what you want.
Indeed. 'Till next week.
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