-So there's no music this time--what's up with that?
I liked the way we sounded this time, and I didn't feel like music suited this scene. They're my videos I can do what I want with them.
-Was it hard being up on the sink like that?
Umm, I think it was a little awkward for Sasha because I'm short and she had to bend all sorts of odd ways to get the dildo in me.
-So it wasn't fun?
Why wouldn't it have been fun? It was still fun, it's just the dildo kept popping out...Dude, I was getting fucked by Sasha...I got to lick her clit and suck on her nipples, you wouldn't have fun doing that?
-Did you know her from before or what?
We met on a movie set. She fucks some people in it and I roller skate topless.
-So last time you said kung-fu flicks were better than most porn--what kind of porn do you like?
I like Hentai with tentacles and monsters.
-Like Japanese cartoons?
-What was the last one you saw?
Legend of the Demon Womb. And some Angel Blade but Angel Blade was stupid because there wasn't enough monsters.
-But "Legend of the Demon Womb" was good? What's it about?
It has some good parts. I've never paid too much attention to the plot but it seems to be about some evil sorcerer person who's trying to summon some other evil monster thing--who likes to fuck---and some kids who are trying to stop that from happening.
-Why are they trying to stop that?
Probably because they think that fucking monsters is bad. Who knows? I don't care, it's just a sexy cartoon. I'm glad there's monsters in it.
-But it's your position that fucking monsters is not bad?
Yes. In Japanese cartoons. Maybe also in real life if the monster's didn't also kill me while fucking me.
-Would you rather fuck Sasha or monsters?
A Sasha that turns into a monster might be really awesome--Sasha with pussy-tentacles. Oh, that would be wondrous.
-She kind of looks like the spider-centaur in "Angel Blade"...
She's better looking than that chick.
-But she doesn't have eight legs that end in dicks.
No, and that's a bit sad.
-You think it keeps her up nights?
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