-So Mandy, what happens in this next video?
Well, Ming and I were hanging out in this hotel room and thought it might be fun to like, kiss and fondle each other and stuff. And there just happened to be someone around to film it. How convenient, hmm?
Oh, and the amazing band Watch Me Burn provided the music once again. They are fantastic--everyone should check them out!
-Did you cum?
Yes, but not in this week's clip, you'll have to wait for that.
-So it's like a new video every saturday?
That's the plan.
-So, is this site gonna be all girl-girl or what?
Noooo, I just haven't finished editing the boy/girl stuff yet.
-Sweet--so, what's the scam? Like, how can this site be free?
I'm trying to keep production costs really low--editing the vids myself with a program that was a gift from a friend who thought it was a good idea for me to make porn. Friends helped design and build the site too. And so far I've got footage with girls I already knew.
Also, I'm hoping to sell ad space. You can always e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
-What are you watching?
I'm watching "Enter the Dragon". It's a childhood favorite.
-Who do you like best, the afro guy or the turtle-neck guy or Bruce Lee?
I like Bruce best--followed very closely by Afro guy. Both are beautiful. But Bruce fights more. Without his shirt on. And he gets cut up. Although Afro-guy does spend all that time with all those island sluts...hmm difficult question.
-If you like to fuck guys, are kung-fu movies like porn?
Yes. Better than most porn.
-What would you do if you were having sex with someone and they made that quivering face that Bruce Lee makes when he breaks someone's arm?
That--is not attractive, though remarkable. I'm not sure how I would react. Maybe someone should try it sometime to see what I would do.
-Which part is it on now?
The part where Bruce puts on his spy costume and goes sneaking around the island compound.
-Do you have or want to have an island compound?
I do not. And I'm not sure what I would ever need or want an island compound for, unless I filled it with hot chicks and hot chocolate and the sluts neutralized all the island's allergens...'cause I'm allergic. To everything.
-But not to sluts?
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