Monday, January 11, 2010

Post-Vegas Photo Blog


My lovely best friend won AVN's "Best Actress" award this year! Congrats Kimberly Kane! So well deserved! (It's actually an award for acting too, though she has won AVN awards for her sexual performances as well, of course.) Check her out as Scully in "The Sex Files" to see her stellar performance.





Can you see the hate I harbor for Las Vegas in my eyes? Please, stupid fickle girl brain, never agree to go that bad place again, please. Don't trick yourself into thinking "it won't be so bad". Because it will be. Remember....




Look--I'm Jem!




That is me in my respirator. I wear it wherever I travel where smoking inside is not yet illegal. Those purple disks are hepa filters. Yes my asthma and allergies are that bad. I also travel with a nebulizer. Apparently it is "illegal" to wear a respirator in the Venetian. It should be illegal to poison people with all that cigarette smoke and perfumed oxygen they pump into the casinos. So I pretty much stayed in our non-smoking hotel room the whole weekend (can't breath out there!) after my one brief attempt to attend a failed party. FYI: the people who run LAVO are mega-assholes. And my boots broke too. So fuck you Las Vegas.


I shut down my website for awhile but here is a photo set my friend Steve Prue shot of me last time I was in New York. Loves these pics, thanks Steve!



















18 comments:

David said...

You look great, quite awesome with the mask too... you're gorgeous :)

bairdduvessa said...

okay now that i know there is smoking in Vegas I'll have to avoid there too.
hot pics (holy fuck are you flexible)
you're shutting down your website?
hope all is well
~baird

Julian said...

So flexible.
Yummy!

melt thies said...

Those pics are beyond words brilliant awesome fantastic dont even start to describe them.

Daniel said...

K is for Kate, who was struck with an axe. You're looking quite stunning of late.

Georga said...

Who in the hell made it illegal to wear prescribed medical equipment in the Venetian? Someone should threaten them with a discrimination lawsuit and ask them if they have ever heard of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Seriously. Assholes. Sorry you had such a shitty time.

BTW, awesome pictures!!

Happysin said...

Yes, Vegas is that bad, and add Biloxi to that list as well. Think about all that smoke, but imagine it's been lingering in such a way that it smells like smoke and desperation.

The mask is actually rather cute, though. Way nicer than the one I wore when I was a chimney sweep.

Anonymous said...

If someone drags you there again, the high-end restaurants also don't allow smoking or have stinky air. That would interfere with the food, and we're talking >$100 person, so nope... Someone as beautiful as you are could melt their hearts with your smile and likely find a safe, fun, breathable seat in the kitchen with the real people.

And the surrounding areas are beautiful. The dust might make them too painful with severe asthma most of the year. But the whole strip / plaster places / plaster people? Eh, lame.

Lorensoth said...

Those photographs are amazing, I love how they are all you without any other objects in the background.

Those boots are amazing too, hope they aren't the ones that broke! Something about bottomless is pretty cute too :P

Sad to hear about the web page being down, but at least there is here and SG :)

Hope things are getting better now that you have escaped from Vegas

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck those are amazing pictures! You are sooooo pretty!

~Andrew

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Jonathan said...

#5 You're remarkably flexible. Why don't you show it off more?

raka said...

Fuck.
I think I have a slight crush on you.

Ben said...

O Mandy, Where Art Thou?

The interweb misses you so ;(

xALDOx said...

the surrounding area is a great city. its just like any major city though, it has its good parts and its bad. my gf and i just moved here from so-cal in november and we've only been to the strip three times. we avoid certain casinos for the very reason you disliked the trip here. next time visit hot springs 30min west of town. lovely

Matt said...

You may have the world's prettiest pussy... incredible!

The rest is way over the top as well. Thanks for sharing what you've been blessed with. ;)

Quimera said...

I fell for you in the 4th picture

Denamic said...

I do not envy your medical conditions. I have a pretty bad case of migraine, and that's more than enough for me.
However, I am kinda jealous of your awesome respirator. I don't want to NEED to use one, but I'd love to have one just because of the awesome.