Saturday, February 9, 2008

Mandy Fucks Kimberly Kane with a Big Dildo

-Was this one fun?'s more of when Kimberly Kane and I shot for like two hours.

-Whose dildo?

Hers. I got to try it too. It's huge.

-Are we gonna see footage of that?

Yes. Probably in March or April.

-Patience gets rewarded I guess. What'd you do yesterday?

Um yesterday I acted (badly) in this porn guy Daniel's film school project. "Death and Sports-bras" which was lots of fun. I got to turn into a zombie-type-creature and get gorey special effects make-up put on me. It was a really really long day--but still I was glad to get to do it.

-Did you walk around saying "braaaaaains"?

No, I didn't have to say anything. But did get to tear the skin off my arm and get impaled with a giant spike attached to a man's underwear.

-So they let you make porn in film school?

It wasn't porn. I did shoot a nude scene but it wasn't anything really sexual.

-Girl, I hate to tell you this if you didn't already know--but if there's footage of Mandy Morbid and she's not wearing any clothes, it's sexual.

Ok, what I meant was there were no sexual acts performed in this film. Is that better?

-Much. So was it more fun being impaled with a giant spike or with that dildo?

Oh, that's a hard call, 'cause I really liked the wound I had from the spike. But the dildo felt better than the spike. Even though I was sore the next day from the dildo. But I'm sore from being a zombie today sooo....*shrugs*

-Are you gonna be doing more horror movies?

I have no idea. I don't think so unless it's my friends who are casting 'em because I really cannot act. I didn't have any lines in Daniel's.

-Do you feel like you might be limited as an adult performer since you can't act?

Not really. I don't think that many adult performers CAN act. It's not just me. I can manage if we're told to improvise the dialogue. I think it might even be better that I can't act because what you see is totally genuine.

-But maybe you're lying to make us think that you're genuine and secretly you CAN act really well...

I assure you I can't, but if you don't believe me watch the vids--I'm sure it shows.

-That's your answer for everything--"watch my videos!""watch the videos!". If I asked you how to achieve world peace in our time you'd say "watch me suck this cock" or "watch me take this in the ass"...

Actually my answer on how to achieve world peace would be "abolish all religion everywhere, that's a good start, next make all the leaders of every nation female, then..." But some people might think that's a little radical. So yeah, sex is fun. Go watch me have sex instead of doing bad things for bad reasons.

-Oh, alright....


Farson said...

Mandy acting? I want to see that.

Jubei said...

=') I love your boobs

Eric said...

Abolishing corporate personhood might be another decent first step toward world peace...