Satine Pheonix and Mandy Morbid get Messy.

-So who's this?

This is Satine, she is one of the first girls I ever worked with. She's luscious, it's the best word to describe her, and has a talent for making you feel completely at ease. Not that it was all that difficult to feel at ease when you're naked on a pile of candy and chocolate you know you get to eat. I love this footage, especially when we get all shiny and sticky.

-When was the last time you saw her?

At AVN, which was far too long ago. Before that we had lost her to Australia for six months. Which was very sad.

-What did you guys do?

We tried to go to a party and failed, so we wandered around the "circle bar" at the Venetian, when our feet hurt we went and had a snack and coffee. The next time we saw her was again at the Venetian at a fetish-sex party, she had the role of "orgynator" and so was very busy. It was nice to watch her run around the party in latex or nude, I wouldn't have been able to stay at a party like that if it weren't for her.

-Did you eat her pussy? And, if so, was it tasty?

I did a little, her outfit at that point was rather complicated. She's very tasty. But she ran off to go to the bathroom and then disappeared for ages. My other friend and I did manage to find some entertainment while she was gone though, thanks to a pretty British girl and her game of twister, which led to much more fun shortly after.

-What was the last book you read?

I just read a book called "Disgrace" J.M Coetzee. And I am currently reading "Stranger in a Strange Land".

-What's "Disgrace" about?

It's about a late-middle aged white professor in South Africa, and his issues with his sexuality as he ages, and his relationship with his lesbian daughter. There's a fair bit about rape and poetry too.

-Like parts about rape and parts about poetry or about rape and poetry together?

All of the above.

-So there's stuff about how poetry is like rape? What's that mean?

No, not about how poetry is like rape, about how he tries to use poetry or poetic language to describe sexual assault or uses it to try to seduce a young student of his into fucking him , or how he thinks in terms of "the great poets and their work" when dealing with the subjects of desire, rape, etc.. There's also a more violent episode of rape in the novel, in which there is much less relation to the poetry parts. And there's poetry in the novel that is about love and lust but consensual.

-Books are fun.

Yes, and in this one of course, because it's set in Africa, there's the not so subtle ideas of "rape" or "wrong doing" in the sense of what the white people did to the black people there and all that historical and political stuff.

-What'd you do last night?

Last night Kimberly Kane and her photographer friend took me around in nothing but 4 or 5 inch heeled knee-high boots and took photos of me shivering (but in a sexy way) under tunnels and of me laying on the fucking sidewalk by an empty star on Hollywood Blvd. It wasn't very late and there were people and cars everywhere. But we were successful.

-"Successful" creatively or in the sense of not getting arrested for public indecency?

Both, I think.

-Before you go, you should probably answer some of this mail piling up in the "comments" from last weeks blog--Farson asks for longer videos--what would have to happen in order for you to have enough time to post longer videos?

Well I spend money to shoot these videos and run the site--if you want more, then click on the links and buy things through the site--then the site makes money and can expand--simple.

-There's some sort of incoherent thing about "Zoolander"...

Yeah, if you write me incoherent or creepy comments or mail,even if they're are complimenting me (which is nice), expect to be ignored. I am not wasting my time answering nonsense when I can be making more porn.

-"Anonymous" wants to know where the videos are...

I don't understand why this question is being asked, but I'll answer it anyway. You watch the videos at www.mandymorbid.com, you download quicktime if you don't already have it to view the videos. There is a prompt to the quicktime page under the video-play box.

-"Algerythem and blues"--(I think s/he means "Algorithm")--asks about, instead of buying stuff through the store, just outright donating money to the site via paypal--can people snailmail checks to you somewhere until that's set up?

They can and that is very much appreciated. If you would like to simply make a donation please contact me at mandy@mandymorbid.com and I will give you an address to send donations to.

-People in general ask a lot of questions about adding features to the site--pause buttons, rewind, still photos, downloading, etc.--what do you say?

Seriously--use the links on my site, to buy stuff, as that will go a long way in contributing to my ability to add features and more content.

-Anything else this week?

Not really. Other than, let me know what you all think of Satine and me.

Ming the Merciless Part 2

-So what have we got this week?

Ming the Merciless and me again. It's fairly obvious what we're up to.

-True enough. Was it fun?

Yup. I like the Ming clips they're very feminine and slow. This stuff is some of the first I shot for the site, and I was a little nervous, but it was still fun. Ming and I are good friends now.

-Even though she has no mercy?

Yes, especially because she has no mercy. She is also very pretty.

-I see. Ok--new topic--which Republican candidate is the scariest this year?

Hmm, they all scare me. Maybe Rudy or the robot--Mit Romney. If another Republican becomes president I think I may have to leave L.A and head for Europe or Canada where people are still somewhat sane and have some realistic and decent moral values. Ok--I'm very sick (Damn Las Vegas!) and tired, do I have to talk much more?

Oh, yes, people have been asking me in comments and emails if I actually read and reply myself. I do, I moderate this blog. I answer all my Myspace mail myself. If you send me regular mail that's coherent I answer that myself too. And I really do appreciate the feedback, so please keep it up.

-Ok--won't make you talk any more...

Thanks. Oh yes, one more thing--Sasha won best female performer and best oral scene at the AVN awards, so I'm pleased about that.

Blowjob Pt. 1

-So how come there's no cum shot--is this some sort of anti-cum statement your making?

Nooooo. The cum-shot is just in another clip. Get it? That's the way this thing works--I shoot a whole long scene, like a "real" scene or longer and I cut it into the bits I like best, so it's shorter and better suited for something people have to get over the internet. The cum-shot from this scene is after some pov tit-fucking.

-Tit-fucking is good.

Yes. I enjoy it.

-So what are you doing right now? Are you being tit-fucked?

Sitting in a motel in Las Vegas, waiting for something to do. I got tit-fucked last night with a pretty English girl at a party.

-Where are all your friends?

Most of them are at the adult video awards, waiting to see if they win.

-So which of them are up for things? And what?

Kimberly Kane is up for lots of stuff, Nadia Nitro is up for best girl/girl, Eon's movie with Zak Sabbath, "Girl's Lie" is up for something, Bella Vendetta is up for best specialty release, and a movie my friend Daisy Tanks is in is up for something too (but not her). Oh and a movie (or movies)Sasha Grey is in is up for stuff as well, I'm not sure if she herself is up for an award but it seems likely.

-So do you feel like it's prom night and you're all alone because you're all guerilla-porn and they're all shiny and famous?

Uh, I never wanted to go to prom. Does that answer your question? I feel like maybe I want to go eat some food and not wait for them to be done over there. Besides they're all gonna be texting me about how lame it is and how bored they are anyway.

-So has the porn convention sucked?

Not really. I never went to the actual expo. I just hung out, and made-out with friends I haven't seen in awhile. Went to a couple good parties, made some new friends, and hopefully got a bit of work. I'm very sleep deprived though, it'll be good to get home. Oh, and I really enjoyed my bouncy hotel bed, my bed at home doesn't bounce. The bouncing is fun.

Glitter Toenail Polish and Kimberly Kane's Genitals

-So--um--do you have, like, a foot fetish?

Uh...Maybe, that video is pretty hot. And I certainly enjoyed trying get my foot up in Kimberly's pussy.

-So you're saying you discovered something new about yourself when you put your toes in Kimberly Kane's snatch?

I usually respond pretty positively sexually when someone gets real excited about something about me. In this case, Kimberly was all into my feet. So I got all into using my feet.

-That's interesting--What did you get for xmas?

A butt plug, a fake jellyfish tanks that lights up and they're supposed to swim around, a comic book, a zebra stripped suitcase, very very cool earrings, make-up, video games, a "how-to-draw-comics" book, a wooden hand for drawing hands, a vase with boobs from my grandma....stuff like that.

-Do you draw comics?

Not really, I'm trying to. Or I'm starting to.

-Will they be porno comics?

I don't know, I'm just doing the drawing part, someone else is responsible for the story. And I do not know what they have planned.

-So the person writing the comic is kind of like Kimberly Kane--if they're like "Draw foot-fucking" you'll be all "Ooooh, fun!"?

Something like that. I think.

-Have you thought about trying to use all your xmas presents at once--like hiding in the boob vase and reading the how-to-draw book to see how to draw the model hand with your right hand while trying to beat the fake jellfish at a video game with your left hand while wearing make-up and earrings and hiding in the boob vase with a plug in your butt?

No, the vase is too small and I need both hands for video games. And those drawings would probably suck. A lot.

-Because you had a plug in your butt?

No. I bet the butt plug would improve the drawings. I should try it. I haven't used it yet.

-Can you explain why you think having a plug in your butt would make you draw better?

Yes. When I used to draw all the time and was better than I am now--because I stopped for awhile--I did drawings I was happy with when I really wanted to get fucked. I think the butt plug might help get that feeling back. You know, like get me in the "zone". 0_o

-So are you saying that you can't draw now that you get to fuck Kimberly Kane or somebody every week?

Maybe. All that energy is being used up....

-So after you foot-fuck Kimberly do you just lay exhausted on the carpet moaning like a dying mule?

No, we ate mexican food.

-Did it give you back your "energy"? Could you draw after that?

Nope. After we ate mexican food I probably went home and lay around like a dying mule. Gone are the days when I could fuck 3 times in a row and then get up and clean my apartment. Oh well.

-So do you think a lot of porn girls would live in really clean apartments and draw comics if they couldn't get laid?

I know some that would! But I won't name names.

New Video Delay

Due to technical issues the new video is late going up this week.

It should be up either today or tomorrow.