I am back in L.A and the new bouncy king size bed has been assembled and appropriately baptized. Fuck you Ikea futon. All the piles of clothes that were thrown everywhere in my apartment as I packed for New York and Berlin have been put away. A giant pile of laundry is waiting for me to start washing it now. I literally haven't been home for a month.

Zak Smith/Sabbath and I went to New York at the beginning of October for his show "Midnight in the Empire" (still up at Fredericks and Freiser Gallery NYC) and were there for nearly 2 weeks. After than we flew back to L.A only to be at home for six hours and then fly back to NYC to catch our flight to Berlin. Which is where we've been with the exception of a very quick and very strange side trip to Gyor and Budapest in Hungary, until now.

Ah..home. Zak broke my full length mirror putting the new bed together and I've gotta go dispose of it.

In 3 days I leave again for Canada to see my family (who I miss) while Zak is off teaching at art colleges all over the place.

Here is an excerpt from Suicide Girl Temper's journal about the orgy we all (her, me, Zak and her boy Inge) had while in New York, after shooting our multi (for SG).

"#2: The orgy.

It occured on our last day, after the worst show in recent history. We went to see Killing Joke, see ZakSmith's journal for the lame and horrid details.
We fled as soon as possible, because peeing, talking to Simon, the random english punkrocker with superiority complex, and having soup was much more pleasing than seeing another minute of The Worst Joke ever, and Inge got into his fatalistic mood when all is doom and nothing will ever be good again.

"We spent out last money on a super retarded show!", he complained, "it was way too expensive and why is there no punkrock in this city, anyway? It's our last night and nothing happened at all and all time is completely wasted for all time and forever and what are we gonna do now with no money and totally sober and nowhere to go and nothing to do! All is failed! All is useless! I hate all!"

He gets that way sometimes.

So I went back inside to Zak and Mandy and asked what we were going to do, and she said: "We could always just get a hotel room and have an orgy."

Which made perfect sense. So that's what we did.

I like how after you say words like that, everything automatically becomes decadent. Suddenly of course you take a cab even though you haven't once before in the entire stay,

....

No wait, that was a lie. We took a cab back home from the party after Zak's show, and I could be part of Manko's very first visit to the liquor store, after which she laughed at me since I'm so picky with whisky I buy but upon purchasing cigarettes go: "Please give me the cheapest."

Anyhow, of course you take a cab, and of course you get a hotel room, and even the disdainful american beer you get on the way suddenly has a silver lining of sparkly grandiosity since it's linked to four great looking punk sluts about to have sex with each other.

Why is this my second most important impression? Because it was the most successful, least awkward, least dissapointing, least superfluous or embarrassing orgy I have ever taken part in. Everything worked.
It went on for hours, no one's equipment failed, everyone felt satisfied as far as I know, there was no drama, and everyone looked hot.

It's good to work with professionals."

Thanks Temper!

So that was the main highlight of the New York portion of our trip, shooting again with Bob Coulter, Steve Prue and Ellen Stagg and shooting and hanging out with the very sweet and caring and lovely Justine Joli are among others.

Maybe I'll write about Berlin, Gyor and Budapest next time.

Mandy Morbid Sucks at Updating Her Blog.

Yeah, yeah so I've been neglecting my journal duties. I have been ill but I'm beginning to feel better now.

I will get around to responding to recent comments and questions soon. (Keep writing to me people!)

I think MandyMorbid.com will be undergoing some changes soon. Stay tuned.

Nadia Nitro Makes Mandy Cum

-So the reviews are in for "Hospital"--Fleshbot liked it a lot, Gram Ponante said "Hospital succeeds because it is its own thing, a movie that doesn't owe anything to anyone" and AdultMaven.com called it "a work of genius". So that's good, right?

Yup. I didn't even know there was an AdultMaven.com review.


-And there are no bad reviews.

Well I'm not exactly looking for reviews, so even if there were I'd be unaware.


-Well I am. Anyway, so what's all this about Nadia Nitro making you cum?

See, I have a website and on it there are dirty videos and in the one that went up this weekend it looks like Nadia Nitro made me cum.


-But usually it's not so...obvious. Like this time it;s like "Jesus, that girl on the internet just came"...

I guess so. What do you want me say about it?


-I want you to say "Well the way I made myself cum was by thinking about all my fans who read my blog bent over their computer screens and how hot they are and it made me cum".

That would be lying. Although I do think about people watching me and that sometimes helps me cum.


-So what's up with this Sarah Palin?

She's a frightening, evil, immoral, anti-woman and if the Republicans win because of her I am leaving the U.S.


-But we love you and looking at your large boobs--what can we do to keep you here?

Vote for Barack Obama.


-Is this rumor that Sarah Palin's Down syndrome baby is actually your baby true?

I wish he was my baby. I know how to take care of special needs babies better than she does I bet.


-You ever have one of those moments where about two hundred things occur to you to say and you feel like you shouldn't say any of them?

Yeah. Well I DID used to take of special needs kids before I did porn.


-Did they wheel their arms and run as hard as they could into your boobs?

Nope. Lots of them couldn't run. And the ones that could never thought of it.


-Did they drool on you?

Not very often.

-I kinda think Sarah Palin herself is special needs--I mean, she doesn't know about evolution, apparently...

Or about how abstinence only education fails. Blatantly fails. On the radio I heard one upset Christian lady saying "How could she be making fun of community organizers? Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor." Palin apparently doesn't know anything about her own religion either.


-Did you have an abstinence-only education?

No. I got sex-ed in high school. It could have been better, but it was there at least.


-Well I guess it worked, because from what I see here, you apparently know how to have sex...

And how to not get knocked up at seventeen. And I know how things like condoms work too.

-Did they teach you about how babies are ugly?

I don't think babies are ugly, so I guess not. Doesn't mean I want one of my own though.


-They are ugly. What do you think about how, in Super Mario Kart, if there's a shell or mushroom or banana in the road, then the computer characters can just jump right over it but you can't?

I think that sucks. My shoulders hurt. I'm done blogging.


-Awesome.

Shameless Tribades....and Summer.

To view the whole photos, click on 'em.

Hospital Release Party!

Seriously, the last scene, the threesome with me and Coco and Zak, so so hot.(The rest of the movie is good too, that's just my favorite part.)

If you're in L.A come say "Hi" to us at the Party!

You Know What's Seriously Awesome? Vaginas...Vaginas are Awesome!

This week the video is...Sex. Yay sex. If you watch you will notice how POV makes my ass look good.

Oh and it was late going up this week. That was my fault. And no, I'm not sorry. I just didn't feel like editing anything the week my sister was visiting.

Okay, news, what's new? "Hospital!" is out! You can order it from the store link on my site, you know--the link that says "Mandy's Store". It's the only feature/dvd that's got me doing boy-girls scenes (I'm in 2 b/g scenes and a b/g/g scene) so check it out. My favorite is the threesome with Zak Sabbath, Coco Velvett and me at the end.

It's hot.

Mandy's Sexy Friend Nadia Nitro Comes Over to Play

-So you're making out with Nadia Nitro here. She has a tan--I thought Alt porn girls didn't have tans?

Well Nadia is special.


-Like developmentally delayed? Were you taking advantage of her? Is that legal?

No, like she is allowed to have a tan and be "alt" if she wants to.


-Does she want to?

Apparently. She's fooling around with me, and I'm pale and have a mohawk. It's green today.


-Alright, fine. So what did you do this week?

I went to Disney Land with my sister.


-Does your sister do porn? Is she hot? Is she available?

No she doesn't do porn. Yes she is hot and available.


-So what's her favorite ride?

The Alice in Wonderland ride where you ride in the caterpillars.


-So she likes long green guys who smoke weed?

I always thought that caterpillar was smoking something a little more potent than weed, but whatever, no I think she likes it because it looks like the movie and the movie is based on that book by that pedophile and even though he was a pedophile it's a good book.


-A lot of girls seem to like the stripey socks.

Yes, she likes that too. She also likes the stripey cat.


-So who is your favorite person in Alice In Wonderland?

Me? Hmm...I don't know. I'll think about it and get back to you on that.


-So why didn't you take Nadia to Disneyland?

Because we filmed the Nadia stuff a long time ago, so she wasn't around for Disney Land, she's off feature dancing this week.


-Well I just ask because in the Nadia's Lair ad she has stripey socks...

See, she can be alt. I don't know if Nadia likes Alice in Wonderland though.


-Does she eat pussy in an Alt way?

She just does it a good way.


-Do you have any tips?

Fingers and tongue at the same time is fun.


-So whatcha been reading?

The Wrecking Crew by Thomas Frank. But I only just started it yesterday.

-Any favorite websites right now?

I think this site: www.superdickery.com is funny.


-What's on there?

It's just really funny or bizarre or fucked up comic book covers.


-Do you like the ones where Wonder Woman is tied up?

I like some of those. Some of them I don't like the art.


-Do you tell the truth when you're tied up?

I don't know, I haven't been tied up in awhile. I don't remember.

-Well when are you getting tied up?

Maybe when my sister isn't around.

-Is there any t.v show you've been watching a lot lately?

Um, last month I watched two seasons of Star Trek Voyager and one of Star Trek Deep Space Nine in like two weeks.


-Who do you like best on there?

Seven of Nine, Tuvok, the Doctor, and sometimes B'Elanna Torres.


-So you don't like humans?

They're less cool than aliens and borg. I like some of the humans in Star Wars, the humans in Star Wars are usually way better than the humans in Star Trek. But I do really like Captain Picard from The Next Generation.


-Voyager is weird because all the characters aren't humans and want to be or don't want to be. What's Nadia's favorite show?

I have no idea what Nadia's favorite show is. She did say she really liked Bridezilla and she thinks Nancy Graves is entertaining.


-Would you ever be a bridezilla?

No, I'm not much into weddings or traditions or anything like that. But I wouldn't want to marry anyone who wouldn't want me to play Darth Vader's theme song as I walked down the aisle. Or even thought marriage was a good idea at all.


-So you would be a Bride Vader?

Yes, which is completely different than a Bridezilla. Not the same at all.


-Who would win?

Who knows, maybe I'll make a porn movie about it.


-Would you try to choke Nadia with a thought?

Yup and I bet she would enjoy it.


-That's weird, do you think that Darth Vader is like always choking girls with his mind when he does them?

I hope only if they like it and want him to. But because the force is strong with him, he would be able to sense if they wanted him to or not. Also, isn't he all robotic and whatnot, can he even fuck at all?


-You raise some complex issues.

Indeed. We should continue this next week perhaps, maybe with some Mandy Morbid fan input.


-Um, so what do you want them to tell you?

I don't care I just felt like writing that. Also I want to write this: Check out www.Nadiaslair.com to see more of kinky Nadia Nitro.